Ask Mr. Saturn: a Q&A with Mr. Saturn

Mr. Saturn,
   How many licks does it take to get to the center of a peanut cheese bar?  -Toot S. Pop

Joe,
   No lick, bite.  3 bites, it takes.  Boing!  -Mr. Saturn

Mr. Saturn,
   What is the meaning of life?  -Philo Sophic

Philo,
   Red bows, long whiskers.  -Mr. Saturn