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Here are some things that bug me alotabout life in general:
10.Halloween
9.When parents lie to you.
8. When your name never comes out on TRL.
7.People who don't have their own opinions
6.When the internet doesn't want to connect.
5.Britney Spears/'N Sync
4.Boredom
3.teenyboppers
2.When people judge you for your appearance.
1.When friends betray you!
My top favorite shows
10.The Tom Green Show
9.Senseless acts on video
8.Rude Awakening
7.After Hours[hey when u cant sleep, just watch MTV, youll have fun]
6.Real World
5.Trl
4.Dawson's Creek
3.Friends
2.Daria
1.I dunno for now
Top shows I hate!
10.Tom Green Show
9. Road Rules
8. Third Rock from the sun
7.Celebrity Deathmatch
6.Super Show[its Puerto Rican]
5. Diary
4.Beat Suite
3.Behind the Music
2. Global Groove
1. Mtv Jams
(Dis)Like Kevin
(DIS)Like Nick
(DIS)Like Aj
(DIS)Like Brian
(DIS)Like Howie

This was sent in by Val!
TEN THINGS THAT PISS PEOPLE OFF
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.


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