Many people say I am an alcoholic, some say Im just a poser.
wELL whatever I am i was thinking the other day how bad i wanted to get drunk and I found some subconsious motives to it . Most of them were personal reasons, and others were just foolish reason and other were subconcious reasons because of my foolishness woth the BsB -So this section is dedicated to my foolish reasons for getting drunk over the BSB.chug chug chug chug!
I drink:
1.Everytime they mention their girlfriends.
2.Everytime a teenybopper gets on TRL.
3.Everytime Kevin opens his shirt and I am seeing the concert on Showtime like 6 months after!
4.Everytime A.J humps the floor
5.Everytime I see Howie wink more than twice
6.When Bsb came to P.R and I found out 2 months later
7.When I left Orlando to go to P.R the day before Bsb RETURNED TO Orlando.
8.Everytime I see a website written in ghetto talk
9.Because its fun and I do weird things I probably wouldn't do in my normal stage[normal doesn't exsist for me ...so my sober stage]
10.when my mom finds out I had been drunk
11.When the guy I liked said I was an "annoying whore"
What was I drinking?!
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