Really larger than life?

For those of you who were thinking wrong- this section of this site is about the video Larger Than Life.My opinion of it "What the hell were they thinking?!" Ok I am going to do a step by step critisism here on this horrible video. Prepare yourselves to embrace the horror.

Ok first of all why the phuck were they trying to imitate Star Wars ?! Huh?I really need to know.Anyway next why the phuck did they feel the need to do a very elaborate space ship beginning? Why did the words "Backstreet Boys" and "Larger than Life"come out, we were going to find out it was them anyway and we would have caught on after the third time after singing "Larger than Life"Ok next- why did they do it in the year 3000?I tell u they are phucking weird! Why did Brian incorporate himself into that flatfaced robot?Its not good for his nose.When Brian was skating through the air it looks like he was about to fall-poor him he is afraid of heights.Nick and his robot costum-ok!And all those million other robots!what were they planning to do?Destroy teenyboppers!?Well I'm not against that so, come destroy!Ok now the part where those tubes come out of Aj and then attach him to the ship, was that really nessesary?That part makes me sick I tell u. Kevin-oh Kevin how hot do u look controlling that machine-God Bless u and the sperm that created u![oh God did I write that?].Howie-what the f*ck r u supposed to be in that video?You dont look like a BSB , u look like u were just kicked out of 'N Sync lol.And then before the next part starts Kevin is swinging the joystick up and down and it looks like he was jerkin' off!OMG!Ok I have to admit my favorite part of the video is when Nick says"Looking at the crowd and I see ur body sway c'mon"and he wiggles his fingers omg!I get kinda horny!Im weird. Now for my really deep reaction to this video-Why the f*ck phuck fu*k fuc* did those f*cking whores come in the video?They always have to ruin it with those bitches!And them one of them is playing with Brian -it's not fair!But on a funny note-the whores actually do more in the video than Howie, I mean at least they look futuristic.hehehe.The best parts of the video is when they start dancing, although AJ just scares me with that horrible belly shirt but the dance is amazing!and i cant phucking learn it!Anyway Kevin looks extremly hot when he is dancing, Nick looks like he got muscles on his arms and Brian shows us his vcr.(look it up in my vocabulary).Again the phucking whores had to ruin the moment.You know the part were Kev starts shooting and the girls are shooting back at him? I get all excited in that part and scream as if it were shooting sounds and say "die bitch die!"and them when some shippies explode i do the explotion sounds and say "serves you right u damn hoe!"I have 3 questions that i doubt will ever be answered.
1.Whats with the Pikachu(Pokemon)costume?

2.Whats with the Saran wrap?Is this some type of weird mating rituals?I really hope not

3.Whats the fetish of looking like condoms?