Here are some of the best Backstreet Boy Jokes around.
Most of them are of Nick because it is way!too easy!
Anyway...
~Nick is going down a highway and passes this dude on his car.The dude gets pissed and passes Nick and makes him stop the car.He takes Nick out of the car and takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the road.
He tells Nick"stand in that circle and don't you dare get out of it!"
Then the man pops the air out of all Nick's tires.
"How do you like that"(the man says).
Nick starts laughing.The man says "Oh so you think its funny?"The dude takes a bat out of his car and smashes all the windows in Nick's car."How do you like that?"
Nick starts laughing histerically.
"Oh so you think its funny?"The man takes some gasoline and burns Nick's car."How do you like that????!"
Nick laughed so hard he peed his pants!
The guy got really angry and said"wHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!?"
Nick laughed angain and said"when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"
Ok I know that joke was lame!
~~Here is probably the funnies joke in the world...I found it at Krissy and Chrissy's Bsb Reality check
Plz calm down before you read it and them die of laughter at the end
~Brian gets a call from his blonde friend, Nick.
"I've got a problem," says Nick.
"What's the matter?" asks Brian.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks Brian.
"It's of a big rooster," replies Nick.
"All right," says Brian, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Nick's house. Nick leads Brian into his kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.
Brian looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Nick and says, "For Pete's sake - put the cornflakes back in the box."
ROFLMGDMFCAO!!!!*I CAN'T BREATH!*
Ok this one was made up by two friends of mine last year. It was really dedicated to our d*ckwank teacher, but it fits in perfectly
~One day Kevin, Nick and Howie were walking through the forest when all of a sudden this huge woman with a machette appeared out of nowhere. She said to them "I'm going to measure your d*cks, if they don't all add up to 24 inches I'm gonna cut them all off".
So she measured them.
Kevin was 12 inches.
Nick was 11 inches.
Howie was 1 inch.
So the woman left because their d*cks measured 24 inches combined.
Kevin said "Thank God I was 12 inches"
Nick said "Thank God I was 11 inches"
Howie said "Thank God I had a boner!"
lol!
~Nick decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Nick begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, Nick leaps away from the horse to try and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup; Nick is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. As his head is battered against the ground, Nick is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his fortune... the WalMart manager sees Nick and shuts the horse off.
~"Nick And The Alligator Shoes"
Nick was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. He wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Nick shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, Nick turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching himself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots Nick standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward Nick. Nick takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then Nick flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
These here are obvioulsly blonde jokes...why because Nick is blond!Duh!Takes one to know one!J/K Im not blonde or will ever be one!
~He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~He thought a quarterback was a refund.
~He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.[hey one of my friends really thought that...i'm not playin']
~He tried to drown a fish.
~He tripped over a cordless phone.
~He got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," he put Aquarius.
~.He studied for a blood test-and failed.
~When he saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", he went home and got 16 friends.
~He thinks soul food is dinner for one.
~If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd have change coming back.[i'm evil!]
~He thought MCI was a rapper.
~He thinks that Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's.
~He asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so he said "Levi's?"
~How do you confuse Nick?
You can put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in one of the corners
~He got hit by a parked car
~Whats the difference between Nick and a brick?
A brick won't follow you after u lay it.{oh my !i know that joke is bad but I needed to update]
~Why did Nick go to the roof?
He heard drinks were on the house
~What does Nick the airhead tell u when you blow in his ear?
"Thanks for the refill
[roflmgdmfcao!]
~One day Nick was standing in front of a coke machine. He put some money in and coke cans would come out. He kept on putting money in and cans would keep coming out.Once his pockets were full of cans he even started to put them on the floor. The guy in back of him was starting to wonder and got sorta man so he was like "excuse me sir , what are you doing?"Nick answered"Duh I'm winning!
~One day Nick went to the recording studio were they were going to record. He got a phone call and they told him his mom had died. He started crying and Howie came in. He said "Nick, you can go home, we don't really need you today".Nick answered"no I rather stay here I can be happier here".
So an hour later Howie sees Nick crying in desperation and he comes in"Nick whats wrong now?"
nICK ANSWERED "my brother just called me , he said his mom died too!
Rofl!
~Once upon a time there was a man named Nick with blond hair, blue eyes, and he was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, he decided to get a make over, so he cut and dyed his hair.
He also went out and bought a new convertible.
Nick went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
He stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep," he said.
"Well, thank you," said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," Nick said.
"Okay," replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", Nick asked.
"Sure," said the sheepherder.
So, Nick looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."
"Wow," said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So Nick went and picked one out and put it in his car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached Nick and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
"What is it?", queried Nick.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair ... can I have my dog back?"
omg!*chokes*
*claps her hands so hard in utter joy that she leaves a red mark on them*ahhhhhhh I need air!