People got Issues

People Got Issues

These are some people who really have issues:
1.Justin Timberlake('N sync)
I mean c'mon-What gutter did this child climb up from?!Nobody in their right minds could be this ghetto.
Who I think is to blame:Puff Daddy cause he insired Justin to be ghetto
2.Mandy Moore(Note: I have nothing against her)
Hello!Have you seen her?This girl should be force fed
Who I think is to blame:Britney Spears'cause just 'cause.
3.Nick Carter

This is the man who thinks"little gremlins might bite my toes if I hang my feet over the bed"I personally feel for him
wHO i THINK SHOULD BE BLAMEd:Jane Carter(his mom)
4.Chris Rock
-This man has serious ethnic/racial/personal issues.He has a paranoid compulsion towards white people.
5.Carson Daly
-This is the man that dates Jennifer Love Hewitt a.k.a Rat Girl
Who is to blame:damn teenyboppers
6.Jesse Camp
dude I met this guy and I said I knew him to get passed the security and when I got to him I'm like "hey Jesse whats up?" and he said "do I know you? " and I said yeah .So the dumbass is like"oh yeah I remember you, I forgot what you did but I remember you"He kissed me on the lips , so I got kinda mad and left afterwards.
7.Elsie M. Garcia(me)

Why do I have issues?- well first of all I am making a page about issues.2nd I have been through going to a shrink -but thats not bad cause from that experience I DECIDED WHAT I want to be in the future. I have an obsession with many things.Among other things I forget. I am crazy, I get into tese huge depressions really often. I have no friends right now.Except those who arent with me.I haven't had a boyfriend in a year. I just know I have issues
who is to blame:school!
8.Britney Spears-this is the girl whose first song said"hit me baby one more time"What does that tell us about her?
What is to blame:silicone
9.Joey Fatone('N sync)C'mon WHAT IS his damn obsession with Superman? that right there could be fixed with therapy
10.Teenyboppers
-hey u know who u are *sences their presence* Oh God plz don't tell me they are near!*is afraid* plz God, what have I done to deserve this torture?*runs to Kevin in desperation*
Who should be blamed?Stores(Claire's,Afterthoughts, etc)/Trl/Carson Daly/Magazines(16,Bop,BB etc)u know what I mean!
11.Tom Green-dude, as funny as this man is, he is sick!He is way too damn sick and perverted. I feel sorry for Glenn.
12.JenNifer Love Hewitt-a.k.a. Rat Girl,ok beside being an anorexic bitchey scary looking rat; read this quote. *talking bout her breasts* "I just accept them as a great accessory to every outfit" Grrr how hoeish can she be!?
Who is to blame?-Herself
13.Aj McLean
I mean even though I love this dude, he got issues. I mean he has 12 tattoos and he plans to get 2 more. I mean I like tattoos as much as the next person, but doncha thing 14 is a lil overboard. It to the point masochistic.*ponders the thought*
oh well.
Who is to blame?Tattoo parlors
14.Kevin Richardson

Well its sad but true. Slowly...ever so slowly(lol)Kevin got into my ppl got issues page. And why you ask me? Well if this section Kevin has penis problems isn't enough, yesterday Kevin on Vh1's Men Strike back wore a skirt. Why who the fuck knows!But he did it anyway. Im not saying he didntlook hot, and I am agreein definatly with the gothic look, it really suits him, its JUST THAT A SKIRT!?.Well Kevin definatly has issues.
Kevy I have found the perfect song that describes how I feel about you. It's Lit's "Miserable" why?well... "you make me cum (yeah yeah )"Yes sometimes!
"you make me complete(yeah yeah ) " also very true even if that is sad
"you make me completly miserable" Sometimes true also and thats the incredibly sad part. Ok now ya;; think Im a psycho! lol im not!
who is to blame-Kristin, or whoever made him wear the damn thing
Thanks to Krystina for sending me that pic!


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