Submitted by, Chuck, Tampa, Fl.
New Car
This blonde got a brand new sports car for he 26th birthday.
While she was out driving she was having fun and cut off a tractor
trailer driver.
The tractor-trailer driver motioned her to pull off to the side of the road.
When she pulled over, the truck pulled behind her and the driver got out.
He took out chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road. Told the blonde not to step out of the circle. And he went in to her car and cut her leather seats all up.
When he turns around the blonde has a slight
giggle on
her face.
So he says, "You think that's funny,
watch what I do now."
He goes into his truck and pulls out a bat and
smashes her windows and
her car up.
Now she is laughing. He gets mad pulls out his pocketknife again and slices the tires.
She starts laughing almost so hard she can't stand up.
Now the truck driver gets really mad goes in and gets the gas can and torches her car.
Now she is on the ground rolling and laughing out of control.
The truck driver turns and asks her "What's so damn funny? I just destroyed your brand new sports car."
She replies, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times."
Submitted by Dale, NW, Arkansas
Thanks Dale............
Do you know how many blondes it takes to make choc chip Cookies
....5....
one to stir......and ... 4 to peel M & M’s...
BLONDES ARE BACK AGAIN
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
. . . She fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
. . . The cow stepped on her.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
. . . Bobbing for French fries.
Why do blondes have more fun?
. . . They are easier to amuse.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
. . . Frosted flakes.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
. . . The back of her head.
What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen?
. . . Far-from-thinking'.
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
. . . They keep breaking them with the hammer.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
. . . She missed.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
. . . It takes too long to retrain them.
What do you call an eternity?
. . . Four blondes at a four way stop.
. . . Give her a package of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
A blonde went out to her mailbox and looked in, closed the door and went back
in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box
again. She did this several times and her neighbor who was watching her said,
"You must be expecting a very important letter today, the way you keep
looking into your mailbox!"
The blond answered, "No, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail........"
This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde answered the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my boobs."
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