The Battle

Cloud vs Mario

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Fei vs Link

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Fei Quickly starts pounding on Link, with his martial arts technics. Link starts to fight back with his sword but, Link is being overpowered until he remembers that he has the Tri-Force. Link starts to use his Tri-Force(the one of bravery) but it really can' help when your getting your little elf ass kicked. Link lies on the ground, bloodied and Bruised, when Fei calls Xenogears, and Squashes him.

WINNER:FEI FONG WONG, PLAYSTATION

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Crash Bandicoot vs Samus

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Samus doesn't waste anytime with Crash, she takes out her flame thrower and starts roasting Crash, but Crash won't go down without a fight, he starts spinning, and, ok ok, alright, it was a mismatch.

WINNER:SAMUS, NINTENDO

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Spyro vs Luigi

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Luigi says "I saw what u did to my Brother" "so?" replies Spyro. And they start to fight. Spyro flys up high, and Luigi really can't catch him. Fire from the air was to much for Luigi. Until he found one of those Bommerangs lying around. Spyro was smacked outta the air, and then jumped on, for the win.

WINNER:LUIGI, NINTENDO

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Aya Brea vs Donkey Kong

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Aya is from the NYPD's from the 17th Precint and Donkey Kong is an ape from the jungle. Aya whips out her M16s, Mp5s,M92fs,G3A3s, and Donkey Kong pulls out a bannana. Aya, with pinpoint accuracy, blows away the bannana and then blows away Donkey Kong.

WINNER:AYA BREA, PLAYSTATION

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Solid Snake vs Yoshi

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Solid Snake uses his stealth to slip away. Yoshi just keeps sticking his tongue out. Finally, Snake, accidently makes a sound and Yoshi runs over to see what happens. Solid, goes behind him and cracks his little dinosaur neck. Yoshi falls to the ground, helpless.

WINNER:SOLID SNAKE, PLAYSTATION

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Richard Miller vs Fox Mcloud

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Fox takes out his gun, and so does Richard. After shooting at eachother for a while, Fox finally hits Richard in the shoulder. Richard tries running away, but he is shot again in the leg. Fox Then Escapes. Richard, thinks, hes won, when a R-Wing comes swooping in. Game Over Richard.

WINNER: FOX McLOUD, NINTENDO

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Lara Croft(Hell Yeah) vs Jago(Oh boy...)

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This one starts off slowly with both competitors staring each other down. Or is that looking at each other's bodies with a few ideas in mind? Well, if I was Jago, I know what I'd be checkin out... Anyways, being Lara Croft, she has a deadly assortment of weapons. She has an uzi, and a handgun. Lovely. She decides to whip out her uzi and begins blasting away at Jago. Jago uses his martial arts skills and dodges each one. Lara stops firing and admires his moves. Jago then returns fire by pulling out his sword and attempting to turn Ms. Croft into fine sushi. She responds by doing a whole routine of back-flips neatly landing five metres away. Jago sheathes his sword and gets into a fighting stance. Lara holsters her gun and gets in a similar stance. They inch closer to each other. Just then, Fulgore and Orchid, Jago's arch rivals from Nintendo's Killer Instinct Gold, fly in from nowhere. Fulgore begins throwing fireballs at Jago and Orchid procedes to stare down Lara.

Jago takes out his sword and draws a deep line into the dirt. Fulgore, being the alien that he is, doesn't know what the hell it means so he goes closer to Jago. Jago, seeing that Fulgore had accepted his challenge for a fight, flies into a 62 hit combo. Game f***in Over!

Orchid moves in for a swift spinning kick and nails Lara in the side. Lara regains her balance and pulls out her uzi. She loads another clip into it and begins the thorough carving of Orchid. 68 rounds are pumped into Orchid in three seconds and Orchid is reduced to a bleeding pile of crap. Lara unholsters her M92F Barretta and puts a bullet neatly between her eyes. Shot number 69.

Lara and Jago turn their sights to each other once again. Lara spins around to confront Jago. He's gone. After an inspection of the surrounding area, she concludes that he's left. "Wow", she says ,"not even a hair out of place."

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Clare Redfield vs Captain Falcon

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Claire pulls out her gun, Captain Falcon jumps out of his car. The two duel it out for a while, when all of a sudden, Clare is pinned against the wall. She then remembers the time, that happened, to her, except it was a zombie. What did she do in this situation..lets see...Oh yea, she kneed' him in the nadz. She Tries it this time but, we know that all good guys wear 'cups' so she shatters her knee over his 'stuff' and she falls to the ground.(And for the simple reasons, that Reident Evil is a 'crap game' and I'm upset with Capcom for making such a crappy game). Captain Falcon runs over her, and then speeds away.

WINNER:CAPTAIN FALCON,NINTENDO

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Squall Leonheart vs Kirby

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Squall jumps in, looking all cool, and Kirby floats in looking like a loner he is. Squall takes some slashes and fires some rounds off of his gun-sword. Kirby sucks them all up and absorbs them. He then turns into a bullet. Squall starts to laugh and then uses his Renzozuken special attack, after a lightning strike of attacks, Kirby lay dead, and defeated. Squall does his victory dance.

WINNER:SQUALL LEONHEART, PLAYSTATION

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Rinoa Heartilly vs Princess Toadstool

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One fine afternoon, Rinoa was taking a nice stroll along the edge of a river. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She felt great. Rinoa looked up at the clouds and imagined Squall with her. She began to grin quietly to herself as she turned to return to camp. At the same moment, Princess Toadstool was walking along the opposite bank. Toadstool was insanely jealous because she thinks that she is the most beautiful woman in all the land. The Princess runs quickly across some stepping stones and blocks Rinoa's way. Toadstool draws out a sceptor and faces off against Rinoa. Ms. Heartilly just smiles a sweet smile and begins shaking her head. She pulls out her Pinwheel, coupled with the power of lightning, and takes several shots at Toadstool. Toadstool clutches her shoulder in shock and begins to charge. Rinoa rejects her completely and simply moves out of the way. Toadstool flies into the river and Rinoa begins returning to camp.

Several kilometers down the river, Toadstool clambers to shore. She decides to set a trap for Rinoa. Sure enough, Rinoa comes walking down the path. Since she was the leader of the Forest Owls, she could spot a trap anywhere. She calls upon her Guardian Force of Ifrit and performs a Hellfire attack on the entire area. Toadstool comes crawling out, her clothes blackened by by the fire.

As Toadstool gets up, Rinoa snaps her back like a twig and kicks her into the river.

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Ramza Beoulve vs Bowser

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This starts off slow, but then Ramza starts chooping away at Bowser. Her best quality(braveness) helps her keep on going on this huge monster. She chops and chops, Bowser is barely hurt. Ramza is doomed! She is helpless until oneof her Squaresoft friend runs in.

Its Special guest, Musashi! Together, they trimph over Nintendo, as the Playstation team is victorious.

I don't know If u noticed but all the Squaresoft characters won.(ok, Solid Snake is Konami)I love Squaresoft games, there the best, I am a what could call a 'RPG Master' or 'Squaresoft's Unsung Hero'.

(Yes Boys and Girls, I made the animated logo)