THE GREAT SARCAZMO!!!!

Sarcazmo, aka Deez Nutz, aka Ingmar Nubin, has a "thing" for lambs. He is an all-powerful Sorcerer with the powers greater than those of a blender! He once turned an Eskimo into Beaver! Want proof? TOO BAD! Guess ya had to be there. He has incredible mind powers and sometimes gets possessed by the Wu Tang Clan, who contols him and makes him act ludicrously! Watch out when he plays his trumpet, for sometimes flames from the pit of Haydes shoot out like the jism of a freshly stroked penis...