DR. CLAW!!

The Dr. is an ex-firefighter and an ex-pitfighter, that's a lot of fighting. The vein that pops out of his forehead when he sings has magical powers. Spending the better portion of the late 80's and early 90's behind bars for the "George Bush Mishap" (editor's note-unbeknownst to most people, former president, George Bush was one of the Dr.'s evilest and scariest expirements, we here at mADD central apologize for any inconvience former President Bush may have caused you.) the Dr. left "political science" behind...now he mostly just works with dogs and chickens. A step up from politicians anyway. Dr. Claw is the mastermind behind some of mADD's Top Secret experiments...He also smokes Camel Filters, comes from California, and...unbeknownst to most people...does have some red hair.