ARCHIE DELUXE!!

Archie was one of the Dr.'s earliest experiments, in the early 80's
the Dr. was working at McDonald's as a "chef", an honest job
he kept so he could pay his way through Evil Medical School.
Late one night, behind the soft drink machines and the frying vats,
Archie Deluxe was born...at first...he resembled Grimace, that fat,
lovable, purple thing that hangs our with Ronald McDonald. But
after extensive plastic surgery he became the man he is today.
...and McDonald's even named a burger after him!!!!!