...but people prefer to call me

I am years old

My gender is... Female Male Both Neither I have no comment at this time Lemme check...

Lets see that e-mail address:

I have a homepage called

You can find it here

And I got here by... Accident A magic carpet ride Friend I don't know, but I want to leave A webring Er...uhmm...I'm having a crisis, aren't you the help line? Why do you want to know? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!! I made a mistake Other

My favorite word is...

The very best show I suggest is

I think your site... SUCKS ASS! Is horrible and I will never come again Uhh Is alright Uhh...it's better than mine It's good!! KICKS SERIOUS ASS! Shows what little talent you have. ...don't quit your day job. Other

You love me, right? Hell no! I would rather stab myself in the eye with a pencil. Sure, why not? Uh...well I uh...we can be friends! You rule! Of course! la-di-da-di-da *oh look! I'm flying!!!!* With all my heart and soul I've started a fan club!! I rifled through your trash and followed you to school and home and...

Hey, you should read this book called...

What's your favorite cartoon?

What is your favorite candy?

I am alive and you wanna....? Kill me Sing me songs of love Feed me grapes! *Check out the pic page!!!* To tell me how great I am Throw shit at me Kiss me Meet me in person Do nothing...I'm too lazy Build a shrine and smite all those against me Lick me Stalk me and rifle through my trash

why have you come here (or why have you stayed this long)? I was bored It was a mistake and I want to leave A webring tricked me I thought this was something else YOU told me to come I'm a friend Out of the goodness of my heart I wanted to make you feel special ...I hear your voice, calling my name... I just...don't...know!

how did my page load? Fast! All right It loads?!?! Wait, what was the question again? Good enough for me So so... I have sort of grown weary from the wait I don't care, really, I don't.

Will you be back? Oh yeah! Every hour of every day of every week of every... Hell yeah! I think I might come back... I'm thinking about it. No, I don't think so. No way! I would rather commit suicide before coming back to this crap hole! I hate you. Does that answer your question?

If you could ask me one question, what would it be? Are you on crack? (BTW- The answer is NO!) Did you have a large portion of your brain removed while still a child? Will you marry me? Um I'm Kinda stupid, I don't know how to ask a question.
Other?

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