JC

IAmASpazz
(Is it REALLY that hard to figure out?!)

IAmOnCrack
(JC's new nickname is: Crackmatic. Learn it, love it, use it.)

BigDaddyJ
(Maybe thats what Bobbee/Bobbi/Bobbie calls him. Who knows?)

ImAnAddict
(One word: CRACK.)

ILikeFakeTattoes
(He's too afraid to get a real one.. so we'll let him have his fun. Bring on da thug appeal, JC)

IHateJustin
(Thats pretty simple..)

DopeIllyFresh
(He was dope illy fresh... back in the day. Actually, now that I think about it, you weren't dope illy fresh then either, JC)

ILoveTheMMC
(He longs for the "Wipeout" days.. when things were oh so simple.. and Nikki was still his ho.)

WoweeImCool
(Wowee! Who told him using gay ass words like that was cool?)

JCandBobbi4Eva
(Showin' a little Bobbee/Bobbi/Bobbie love. I don't think he REALLY knows how to spell her name either..)

Chris

ILoveBustaRhymes
(Can he get ANYMORE obsessed with the guy? If I were Busta, I would've filed the restraining order a LONG time ago)

Pervert69
(Remember that shirt he wore "back in the day"? Yeah, he was a pervert then, too.)

IAmACrazyOldMan
(Craaaaaaaaazy Chris, tee hee.)

ViagraWorksForMe
(It sure looks like its been workin'. The boy has been.. how shall I say.. very HAPPY lately..)

IAmAnAlcoholic
(I'd be an alcoholic too if I was pushin' 30 and in a boyband..)

LookAtTheTree
(He loves trees.. what can I say?)

CrazyChris4U
(Like I said, he's Craaaaaazy. *cough*)

ImObsessedWithMyDog
(I've never seen someone so obsessed with their dog before. It's frightening. He probably has a little house for him and everything. Scary..)

NsuckRules
(He worn an "Nsuck" hat. Can he BE any cooler?!)

DredFreeForMe
(I'm personally diggin' the "No Dreds" look. Can we say SEXY?!)

Lance

JoeyLover4Eva
(he couldn't hide it any longer..)

PrettyPrettyPrincess
(And he IS so perty!)

GirlWereYouAlone
(I dunno.. was I Lance?)

ILoveTobyForever
(Just let it go man, just let it go..)

MyPackageIsBustingOut
(If you watched "Making The Video" for IGBM, you know what I'm talkin' about..)

MissingTopanga
(She was my once in a lifetime..)

JCBeatsMe
(Its sad really..)

ILikeWhenJCBeatsMe
(...But he likes it!)

MississippiAlbino4U
(He's come to terms with it.. he ain't gettin' any darker!)

GarthBrooksIsMyIdol
(One word. OBSESSION)

Joey

IAmAWhore
(Does that NEED any explanation?)

MyBrotherWipesMyAss
(The camera is probably attached to his face THEN too..)

SuckMeBeautiful
(Ever seen "American Pie"? I mean, WHO hasn't. I can imagine Sir. Pimp-A-Lot saying that tho..)

LetsCyber69
(Digital digital get doooooown..)

JCBeatsMe2
(Crackmatic gets around..)

PimpDaddyJoe4U
(Big Pimpin', spendin' CHEEEEESE..)

IHopefullyHope
(His extensive vocabulary..)

LetsShagBabyYeah
(Austin Powers anyone?)

SexRules
(Simple.)

ILikeKinkyShit
(Breakin' out da whip..)

Justin

IAmAPimp
(Him and Joey share the honor..)

RoughAndToughWitMyAfroPuff
(Can that thing get ANY bigger?!)

BlingBlingin
(He's sucha "gangsta"..)

JDawgInDaHouse
(This one really has no explanation, I just thought it was kinda funny..)

IHateTeenies
(I would too if they were constantly pulling at my clothes and attempting to sexually harrass me..)

ILoveBritney
(He loves his ho..)

WhereDaHosAt
(...And there's a lot of them to love, ifyaknowwhatimsayin)

IHateJC
(And the feeling IS mutual..)

CarsonIsDaMan
(Showin' some love for his fave MTV VJ..)

ImBetterThanJC
(Keep tellin' yourself that..)