Full Name: Justin Randall Timberlake

Nicknames: Curly, Justy, JuJu, JrT Bitch, Pretty fly for a white guy "Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway, he doesn't have a clue and he doesn't have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial" HAHA!

Birthdate: Jan. 31st, 1981

Hobbies: Ridin' around in mah phat Benz, crusin' for fly ladies, becoming the next Michael Jordan, and making mah self even finer than I already am.

What is your goal in life?
To collect as much baby blue clothing that I can and buying out FUBU.

What do you think you'll be doing 10 years from now?
Goin' solo. You know I can 'cuz I be so fine and all and the ladies love my sexy voice. Add my pelvic thrusts and I'll be makin' mad money, yo!

Who are your inspirations?
Jay-Z, DMX, Puff Daddy, Tupac..They be tight foo!

Do you have a girlfriend?
Nah yo! I be single and ready to mingle! I swear! I'm not jus' sayin' that cuz manangement told me to! I'm not! Ok, fuck it, I'm dating Britney Spears. AND WHAT?!

Favorite Holiday?
Mah birthday, cuz thats when I was born.

What do you think is your best feature?
Everything. There is nothing bad about me. I am just TOO fine.

If you were a spice girl, you'd be...?
Fine as Hell Spice, Ghetto Bitch Spice..