Julie: Hellooooooooo guys! Wassup?!

Chris: WASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUP?!?!??

Julie: Yeah, I already said that.

Chris: WASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUP?!

Julie: Huh?

Chris: WASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUP?!

Julie: Shut the hell up already!

Chris: Sorry..

Julie: Yeah, you should be. ASS. Now, how are y'all doin'?

Justin: I'm chillin'

Julie: Good for you, bald boy. Why the hell did you cut off all your hair?

Justin: Don't be mackin' on the fuzz.

Julie: The FUZZ?! WTF?!

JC: Thats what he calls his hair.

Julie: Yeah, he's a cool one.. idiot. How are you by the way, JC?

JC: I'm high, as always.

Julie: Yeah, I should've known..

Lance: Girl were you alone?

Julie: WTF?

Lance: I have the sexy voice.

Chris: Lance has SUCH sexy voice.. oh baby.

Julie: WTF is wrong with you people?!?!

Joey: How come no ones talking to me?

Julie: Joey, dear.. do I EVER really talk to you?

Joey: No.

Julie: There's your answer.

Joey: Oh..

Julie: Oh, I DID want to say something to you though! Congratulations on the baby!

Joey: I had a baby?

Julie: Not you, idiot..

Joey: Who then? You just said it was ME..

Julie: Nevermind.. just shut up Joey, please.. before you hurt yourself..

Joey: Ok, um, thanks.. I guess.

Julie: Yeah... so, guys, talk to me.. whats been going on in your lives lately?

JC: Bobbie and I are getting married.

Julie: WHAT?!?!?

JC: APRIL FOOLS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Julie: You are a horrible, horrible man JC. That wasn't funny. It's not even April Fools day anymore.. ass.

JC: Do you have a bathroom around here?

Julie: Everytime I freakin' talk to you, you're looking for a bathroom. GET HELP JC, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Justin: Wanna rub my head?

Julie: *giggles* Hehehee.. fuzzy head.. hehehehe..

Chris: JUUUUUUUUUUUUULIE!

Julie: WHAT DAMNIT?!?! I WANTED TO RUB THE FUZZY HEAD!!! ASS!

Chris: You can rub my head..

Julie: You don't have a fuzzy head.

Chris: Oh yeah.

Julie: You're.. odd.

Lance: AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT, CUZ I'VE BEEN BLASTIN' AND LAUGHIN' SO LONG THAT EVEN MAH MOMMA THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE!! AND I AIN'T NEVER MET A MAN--

All: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Julie: Where in the HELL did that come from?

Lance: I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger

Julie: No, no.. you're really not..

Lance: and my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger.. FOO'!

Julie: WHAT homies?! Justin, JC, Chris and Joey? Yeah, you're a real winner Lance. You really need to see a therapist.. I'm gonna get going now, because you're sort've scaring me.. PEACE.