Okay, Feliss and Cosmos have been putting pots on the Sorcerers newsboard in Achaea. I've been given permission to put those pots on this page, so, because there is so many it's going to be four pages total of the pots.
Enjoy!

On Hashan Channel -

Kantaval says, "We need the sewers to connect between cities, but only for us citizens of Hashan."

Keyth says, "Ok, I might just play tag with my dirk."
Keyth says, "Hmmmmm."
Catranna says, "*snicker*"
Keyth says, "Let me rephrase that."
Catranna says, "Awwww it won't be as funny if you do!"
Keyth says, "When I play tag, I will poke you with my dirk."
Keyth says, "No, it only gets worse :)
Catranna says, "*rofl*"

Catranna says to Calla, "Wench! Evil evil Wench!"

On Guild Channel -
Orez says, "I lost my money yet again."
Caleth says, "*wince* ugh."
Orez says, "I typed the wrong number and bought a (blank) donut for 5k."
(in says, but refers to above) Orez says, "That donut was stale."

Caleth says, "Erm, I didn't do it, I deny it."
Calla says, "Erm... I'm taking full credit for this one."
Feliss says, "*feels Calla's forehead* Are you okay, Calla?"
Caleth says, "I'm thinking she's delusional."
Feliss says, "*nod Caleth*"
Calla says, "Nah uh."
Caleth says, "Yuh huh."
Calla says, "Nah uh!!"
Caleth says, "Blah blah."

Catranna says, "Page... find a hole and get in it, I'll be over to bury your arse in a few."

Ged says, "I'm going to have him quit the city, he's Shallam. Can you Hashan him please?"

Randomosity -
Xenomorph tells Orez, "Prepare yourself, weakling..."
Xenomorph tells Orez, "Oops sorry, mistell..."

Page says, "I think ribits should be dragged out into the middle of Shallam and shot by the telepaths."

Vorn says, "Well now that we've discussed various people's bathroom habits, is there anything else left to live for?"
Merik says, "Lunch!!"

(Hashan): Grellek says, "I'd kill the parrot and run around ashtan throwing it at people yelling "Attack"."

- (Hashan): You say, "Warning.. anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of me. *nodme*."
- (Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Feliss dear."
- (Hashan): Vampieralla says, "You scare me."
- (Hashan): You say, "*laughs* I'm giving fair warning, so that no one can accuse me. Nice to know I scare people. *grin*"

Hyru Tiercel says, "You tell a school of fish, "Are you the snack that smiles back until I bite your heads off?""

Hyru Tiercel throws himself onto the ground, grasping at stones, roots, grass whatever he can find. He looks back as guys in white outfits carrying butterfly nets slowly drag him to a swirling nexus of colour. "I don't want to go back! No! No! NOOOOOOOOoooooooo!".

- (Hashan): Rangor says, "Grelleks the one.. he's doing it with his dolls."

- (Hashan): Ishtar says, "This would be a good time for that jacking off contest.(mischan)

- (Hashan): Grellek says, "Greetings, Hashan! This is Serthie, comin atcha live from Grellek's head, and its tiiiime for the weather!!"

- (Hashan): Ravenwolf says, "Someone just mailed me an empty letter."
- (Hashan): Aveline says, "Try reading it."
- (Hashan): Ravenwolf says, "Damn pesky writers."
- (Hashan): Hamel says, "Who'da thunk of actually writing something on a letter."

Darryl would like you to know that: Kryvar says, "She could. But it involves you all dressing up in diapers and getting into the crib. And its my night for that damnit.".

Caleth says, "Some people should be forcibly neutered. *nod me*"

Seraph would like you to know that: An indomitable male voice resounds, "Actually I'm Andelas, and I prove I have the biggest piece by the loads of people I fight alone generally on a daily basis.. and many times win *g*." You tell Lord Andelas Ikari, Tyrranus of Mhaldor, "*peer* You kill all those people with your peter?" Andelas tells you, "Stab them in the eye.".
Shibby Jestine, Aide to the Not-so-Shibby says, "His warcry is "Msg Seraph *g*"."
An impressive male voice shouts, "May the power of Cataclysm alert you to the fury of the wizards."

A Herculean voice booms, "Wow youve actually found 2 other wizards that'll co-operate .. and a target in the same area as you?"
You shout, "Wizards? What're those?"

- (The Hashanite Legion): Ravenwolf says, "Two Drops of coffee and a bottle of rum. lick my fingers and suck my bum!"
Catlynne would like you to know that: "Kryvar Danial says, "Means I have to recognize all of his kids as Grandkids, and their kids...and their kids...." Kryvar puts his hand to his forehead and swoons.

-sent by both Traiban and Rohen-
Evening's Bliss, Merik D'Ischai says to Alandra, "I don't get my way all the time, I just wanted my way with you at this moment."
Alandra Alante, Lady of the Elements says, "Ack!! By the gods woman, keep your lips to yourself."

Decado says, "I'd love to be a Satyr. I'd be hung like a horse, literally."

In low, growling tones, Lupus, wild God of the Beasts, resonates across Achaea,"The Fairy will be released shortly. If you wish to join to do quickly."

A powerful male voice shouts, "I thought Sunrise was already released *grin*."

-sent in by Caleth-
Mercury tells you, "All I need are leaves, I hate green!"
You tell Sorcerer Mercury, Mage of the Elements, "He might be nice and let us just be twigs then *shrugs* no green that way."
Mercury tells you, "Oh how comforting."
Mercury tells you, "You're just a fountain of optimism."
Mercury tells you, "I'm sooooo rustling at you."

Cosmos says, "Oh man, Mercury's getting married."
Cosmos say, "Congrats Merc!"
Nightfall pats Mercury in a friendly manner.
Novice Sorcerer Nightfall says, "I'm sorry."

- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "I found Ydachi with a doll and a lace bra in her hands.. I asked her if she was playing dolly."
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "I could just see some poor guy walking around and then all of a sudden "You are now wearing a lace bra.""
- (Hashan): Adelus says, "That would freak me out."
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "I know! That's why they should get Sarapis to add it to their skillset."
- (Hashan): Rangor says, "Jesters should have that."

-sent in by Merik-
Traiban tells you, "You....are odd."

- (Sorcerers): Mercury says, "Hey Caleth! I was looking around the old storeroom and I found the Neophyte-Catapult A.K.A. "Neopult" *whisper* only a few bugs *whisper* should still work *whisper* went too high *whisper* only 5 broken bones and a compund fracture *whisper* may need a few victims *whisper* I almost feel sorry *whisper* hope they're ok *whisper* and that squishing noise is a bad thing. *winks in the Neophyte's general diretion*."

Kryvar would like you to know that: I'm Kryvar the 6th I am, Kryvar the 6th I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married five times before and everyone was a Kryvar. Kryvar! Not Henry or a Sam. I'm the sixth young man I'm Kryvar. Kryvar the 6th I am I am, Kryvar the 6th I am. Second verse, same as the first....."

After about the millionth time of Baltazaar screaming things at someone for hitting him: A tentative male voice shouts, "One of these days Baltazar, you will run out of endurance."

Revelation would like you to know that: Caspian says, "Sometimes I believe that not being bright is a requirement to join the Church."

- (Hashan): Calla says, "Never, never EVER, accept anything from Grellek...especially not vials."
- (Hashan): Talraif says, "And why's that?"
- (Hashan): Calla says, "You'll just have to trust me on that."
- (Hashan): Calla says, "Or don't, your choice."

-and a long one-
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "We should use Vampy's bra to slingshot rats.."
- (Hashan): Sieta says, "Rofl!"
- (Hashan): Rangon says, "*snicker*."
- (Hashan): Kryvar says, "Don't give him any ideas."
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "Mine's too small, Kryvar's is too big.. but Vampy's is just right."
- (Hashan): Odessa says, "*rofl* Kryvar's."
- (Hashan): Talraif says, "*rofl*."
- (Hashan): Sieta says, "*gah* Bad mental picture."
- (Hashan): Gork says, "Oh gods, make it stop! *cowers*."
- (Hashan): Kryvar says, "No no. Mine are Vampi's too...um...nevermind."
- (Hashan): Mercury says, "Um, Kry, anything you want to talk about?"
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "*rofl*."
- (Hashan): Calla says, "Gah!"
- (Hashan): Odessa says, "Eww."
- (Hashan): Serthest says, "-peer-."
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "Opps Calla! Sorry! Calla's bra's just right too! *beam*."
- (Hashan): Calla says, "I -really- don't need to hear this, Kryvar."
- (Hashan): Kryvar says, "Well I was watching Serthest and learning how to stealthy. Kinda got wrapped up into it."
- (Hashan): Serthest says, "Yeah, he started it."
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "You got wrapped up in Vampy's bra?"
- (Hashan): Talraif says, "*rofl*."
- (Hashan): Calla says, "Ugh!"
- (Hashan): Cosmos says, "What?! *confusion*."
- (Hashan): Calla says, "I think I need a shower now, bleh."

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