Pots added 10-15-2002.
(More Schisstells!)
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "The little yellow dude stopped spanking the monkey! *eye* *poke*."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Mistell."
(Oakstone): Rick says, "Erm."
(Oakstone): Rout says, "That really makes you wonder..."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "O_o you know...that sounds really bad..."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "*hides*."
(Oakstone): Mistie says, "Nope, I don't wanna know."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "*sniffle* it's not bad! ...I don't think... *poke Aelyn*."
(Oakstone): Disraeli says, "Too bad that was so long, cant make it mah warcry."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Bah."
(Oakstone): Aelyn says, "-dies-."
(Oakstone): Aelyn says, "It's not my monkey!"
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Yes it -is-."
(Oakstone): Aelyn says, "No it's not! -throws the monkey to Rick- It's his."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Hehe."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Ooo! I know why it stopped! I turned it off *hits herself*."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Grrrr, oops."
(Oakstone): Aelyn says, "-snickers-."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Meanie *sniffle*."
(Oakstone): Disraeli says, "Schiss, you ask the logos for an Anti-Misstell artifact."
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "Bah!"
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "*feeds Disraeli to a lemming*."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Marthur, where can I find the Queen?""
Marthur has been slain by the might of the Pixie Queen.
(Druids): Schisstae says, "You know...if I could make money off of stupid things people say...I could get rich without anyone else saying anything *g*."
(a well meaning thought.. I guess)
Julian tells you, "*plots setting you up with a promising, young serpentlord before he has a chance to experiment too much with his venoms and die*."
(House Winterhart): Hyru says, "*puts in a pacifier* goo."
(House Winterhart): You say, "..."
(House Winterhart): Hyru says, "WOo."
(House Winterhart): Alazuel says, "Wow an 86 year old goo goo baby ::grin::."
(House Winterhart): Hyru says, "And still damned seksay."
(House Winterhart): You say, "*dies*."
(House Winterhart): You say, "Pots!"
(House Winterhart): Hyru says, "Pants too!"
(House Winterhart): Alazuel says, "Pants and pots and old babies oh my!"
(submitted by Evantiser)
You yell, "Sorry, I'm not Zsarachnor. @_@."
Ensign Ydachikachishiroul, Recruitment Officer yells, "Dammit really? *disappointed*."
Taug dressed up as Vorn with a funny hat on yells, "*peer Evantiser*."
Sh'Fah, pet of Myztlee Veetra yells, "*eye vorn*."
Sorcerer Qamrin Danial, Primaevus yells, "Don't look him in the eye, he gets all edgy."
You yell, "Taug! My evil nemesis!"
Taug dressed up as Vorn with a funny hat on yells, "Bah, my diguise failed me! Die, scum of creation!"
You yell, "*skewer*."
Taug dressed up as Vorn with a funny hat on yells, "*limbchop*."
You yell, "*glare*."
Vorn Lorenis yells, "*gasp Taug*."
Vorn Lorenis yells, "Back to Kasmarkian with you!"
Taug dressed up as Vorn with a funny hat on yells, "Noo, I will never go!"
Evantiser will now be known as Zsarachnor pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu.
You will now be known as Zsarachnor pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu, by order of Zsarachnor pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu.
Vorn Lorenis yells, "Oh yes you will! *beats Taug*."
You yell, "This will make you go. Muahhaha *Twirl*."
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "Vorn you are hurting my head."
Savea tells you, "Nice title."
Vorn Lorenis yells, "*stops*."
You tell Blossoming Tigress, Savea Krystilline, "Isn't it?"
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "All males shall rue the day they were born!"
Sironin yells, "Why?"
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "*sobs* I don't know who Vorn is!"
You yell, "Back in your cage demon woman! Back in your cage!"
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "Zsarachnor, my long-time lover! Have you forsaken me?"
You yell, "The day you chose one of your women slaves over me! Back in your keep, wretch!"
Disciple Ecyne, Initiate of the Fifth Order yells, "That was funny."
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "You never called!"
Ankiseth Drake, the Explorer yells, "You know who I am *smiles*."
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "What was I supposed to do?"
Blossoming Tigress, Savea Krystilline yells, "Bella, do we still have a date for the 23rd?"
You yell, "I stopped by. Your Chiuaua started to gnaw off my undead shins."
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "Thank you Ankiseth!"
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "Hey!"
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "Shut up!"
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "You'll have to speak with Derryk, Savea. He's my receptionist."
Blossoming Tigress, Savea Krystilline yells, "But he's so jealous."
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "Hey I want a date too!"
You yell, "Death to you, Great Mhunna! *skewer!*."
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "Avast ye, I seek revenge! *crush!*."
You yell, "*glares about himself, upset with the world**Skewers Mhunna*."
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "You just have to show him who's boss. Who do you think he got his eunich-ness from?"
Blossoming Tigress, Savea Krystilline yells, "I tried that. He tried to skewer me!"
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "*sicks his Mhun dynasty on Zsarachnor*."
You yell, "*Paralizes the Mhuns and drains them of their bodily fluids*."
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra yells, "Must be that time of month, then."
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "*turns Zsarachnor into a -roast beef sandwich-*."
Evantiser will now be known as A Baby Rat pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu.
You will now be known as A Baby Rat pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu, by order of A Baby Rat pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu.
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "*yummy*."
You yell, "Master! *bashes Mhunna*."
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "Arrrgh! *slain*."
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "By a baby rat?"
You yell, "*flex* In a pink tutu."
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "That is sad."
The Great Mhunna, dressed like Synthesis yells, "Vermin are my Achilles' Heel."
Taug dressed up as Vorn, with a funny hat on yells, "Will you tired old second rate terrorisers of humanity please be quiet? Taug needs sleep! *stomp*."
Disciple Ecyne, Initiate of the Fifth Order yells, "Heh."
You yell, "*Bash Taug*."
Taug dressed up as Vorn, with a funny hat on yells, "Argh, the rats! Where are my Ooozes?"
Alluring Ariadne Drake, Siren of Serpents yells, "Woot! get them!"
Blossoming Tigress, Savea Krystilline yells, "Where's yellsoff when I nee...wait, there it is."
Taug dressed up as Vorn, with a funny hat on yells, "Anyway, Z's my falcon."
You yell, "I am not."
You yell, "Oh, and if anyone is wondering why I am back, I repopped."
You yell, "Well, this undead Vampire who never tires needs a nap. Maybe I'll see Bella on my way. *waggle*."
Later...
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "*g* *gets in her tree costume and beats up Evan*."
(Oakstone): You say, "Wench! *skewer's Schisstae*."
(Oakstone): You say, "*Paralizes Schisstae and drains her mana and then performs Limbchop*."
(Oakstone): Ysbaddaden says, "Ouch!"
(Oakstone): You say, "Anyone else want some?"
Hyru would like you to know that: You focus the might of divine will into Deonymus to force him to obey your command. Deonymus is unable to resist the force of your faith. Catalyst of Disconformulation, Deonymus TijuLena, the Rainbow Fox sings, "I'm a little tea pot...". You focus the might of divine will into Ciries to force her to obey your command. Ciries is unable to resist the force of your faith. Staring lovingly at a keen-eyed falcon, Ciries begins to spasm and shake with pleasure as her body releases its erotic tensions.A keen-eyed falcon laughs joyously.
(Druids): Firebob says, "Crotchless panties, that's REALLY kinky!"
(Druids): Firebob says, "Erk."
(submitted by Darryl)
(House Winterhart): You say, "Help! Help! I must confess! I like it when I am repressed! Now to the world I will profess! I wish to be a sexy Druidess! And now my friends I do address, to follow my heart what do you suggest?"
(House Winterhart): Raia says, "Darryl, Darryl, friend of mine! I do believe that's quite the bind! Look within your heart and you shall find, just what to do at this point in time!"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "These rhymes are really quite inane, I feel I may go insane, but once the bug has my bottom bitten, with each ditty I am smitten, I do believe I've caught the bug, Daddy dear your Rhymes I love!"
(House Winterhart): Raia says, "Oh, but Pandi, what of me? Don't you love your dear Aunty? I once thought that your love I had, but as it turns out, it's for your dad!"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Aw, Auntie dear I love you too! No other Auntie compares with you! I love my Daddy a different way, but Auntie dear don't feel dismay, for where'd I be without your beam? A concept I find most obscene so I'm going to end this with the word 'orange'."
(House Winterhart): You say, "Goodness me, my precious friends! It seems I'm the best at setting trends! Speaking in rhyme is something which I do all the time! It's my special way to truly shine! Yet, my position I'll not defend. I'm too busy admiring Raia's rear end!"
(House Winterhart): Syrah says, "Okay, someone is logging this, right? *laugh*."
(House Winterhart): You say, "Verily indeed, I speak to thee. Though with laughter, I do decree I have a log right here on me!"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Daddy you have a lecherous leer, but I suppose it is a sorta cute rear, nevertheless I'll bet with my bookie, that you'll not be getting any nookie! At least your falcon gets attention, though possibly we shouldn't mention, the fact you have a dress size one, that often does your falcon don. Oh dear lords, oh me, oh my! I'm cause another damned MI!"
(House Winterhart): Raia says, "Darryl, Darryl, my dearest friend, keep the eyes off my rear end. Or else after you, Maija I'll send. If I ever catch you again, you'll have many wounds you'll have to attend. Many would stop, many would decease, but with pain involved, you'd only increase."
(House Winterhart): You say, "Son, I cannot believe what you just spake! It's making my poor tummy ache! Now you've made your last mistake! Oh your words are foul, so truly rank! Take them back, or you I'll spank!"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Um... Auntie Raia? Single flaw. BDSM he does adore. The more you whip, punch or beat, will cause enlargement of his...feet, and truth be told that we don't need, for your mercy so I'll plead! Auntie Raia please don't vengance seek, cause they already kinda reek..."
(House Winterhart): Raia says, "Pandi, dear, some advice to you - run real far, or you are through! Call the armies, bring in the troops to help you defend against the DarrylOops!"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Um... Daddy you also have a flaw, you're assuming that I don't adore, a more fitting punishment to find, requires a creative mind, but if a spanking you wish to bestow, I guess I really can't say no...."
(House Winterhart): Viperda says, "..you all are spammy."
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "And slightly hammy?"
(House Winterhart): Raia says, "Big ol' Whammy?"
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Viper's nickname's Tammy!"
(House Winterhart): You say, "What a slammy!"
(House Winterhart): Alazuel says, "Stop or I'll spank your Fanny ::grin::."
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Ooh, the source, there's not recourse but to stop, but I might pop, these rhymes are coming thick and fast, without them I just couldn't last, it'd cause a personality schizm, by.. um... uh..."
(House Winterhart): Pandion says, "Antidisestablishmentarianism!"
(House Winterhart): You say, "This whole thing is going to pots! I swear it now, like it or not! Nothing you say can ever stop me! Unless, of course, you try to grope me!"
(House Winterhart): Hyru says, "For that, I believe, we'd need a biohazard suit to be weaved."
Then later:
(House Winterhart): You say, "*poses all menacingly and stuff* I'm the Rappin Runie and I'm here to say my poetry is nifty and quite groovay! And if you don't like me cuz you think I'm mean, I'll send you to Raia to view her beam!"
(House Winterhart): Thiaterika says, "Word."
(House Winterhart): Thiaterika says, "*let's loose with her fly drum beatin' ski-yalls*."
Then a little later still:
(Novitiates): Afkar says, "Where can I buy a sword?"
(Novitiates): You say, "There are many stores across the land where you might find a sword to fit your hand. One for which I'm particularly keen is a shop right within our home, Cyrene."
(Runewardens): You say, "Oi. I didn't realize I was still rhyming."
(submitted by Evantiser)
Deathzone yells, "OH No A Blizzard."
You yell, "Boo hoo."
You yell, "*grin* its a blizzard, not that hard to get through."
Deathzone tells you, "Are you causing the blizzard."
You tell Deathzone, "What makes you say that?"
Deathzone tells you, "Seems like every time i get close to something important it comes a blizzard."
Deathzone tells you, "Show me the entrance."
You tell Deathzone, "To?"
Deathzone tells you, "Whatever entrance is concealed here."
You tell Deathzone, "I know of no entrances."
Deathzone tells you, "It says Try as you might, you are unable to perceive the entrance all know is there..."
You tell Deathzone, "Heh. Can't help you."
Deathzone tells you, "So tell me something."
You tell Deathzone, "Mm?"
Deathzone tells you, "How do you control the blizzard?"
You tell Deathzone, "With my mighty pants of lettuce."
You say, "Mm..I think the idiot finally got it."
(no, you don't want to know the whole conversation)
(Order): Paige says, "It was actually a fun conversation until the word lust and vegetable fused into a sentence."
(submitted by Jinsei)
(Sentinels): Kalax says, "Omg, thats best cry for help ive ever seen, a little boy cried for help from epicurus bedroom."
(submitted by Hisui)
Dabblegorf arrives from the west.
conjure illusion A steel Theran broadsword exclaims, "Stop gripping me so tightly! That HURTS!"
You conjure up your illusion.
You slip away successfully and evade your pursuers.
(thanks for the laugh, Kryvar)
Message #14 Sent by: Kryvar
10/14/8:11 "This is pot worthy. *nod me* Message #9
Sent by: Charlotte 10/14/5:49 "I would like to request a total I owe in fines to rid myself of Hashan enemy status""
(While doing refills, I screwed up...)
You say, "Shit."
Gladius, the Dark Knight says, "Hi Catlynne! How are you today?"
Savea rolls on the floor, laughing.
You roll on the floor, laughing.
A little later...
Savea says, "Shit."
Gladius, the Dark Knight says, "Hi Savea! How are you today?"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
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