Pots added 10-02-02. Sorry this was so long in coming. Had to reformat meh computer and lost all the old files. Soo here are some new ones!
Hatchling Elendor Mercury, Quillian's RD shouts, "I need a rez in shallam on
zanz NOW!!"
Vorn Lorenis, the Sorcerer shouts, "50cc's of Yggdrasil, stat!"
(submitted by ..no one.. I swear..)
(Druids): Deonymus says, "*striptease* *sings* I'm too sexy for my wings! Too sexy for my wings! Such pretty.. pretty little things! And I'm too sexy from my grove! Too sexy for my grove! So come and gimme some looove!""
(Submited by Julian)
(Novice): Neilen says, "Anyone know a good place for a novice to hunt?"
(Novice): Goldberry says, "Stick to orphans till you get a little higher."
(Novice): Altarius says, "That didn't quite sound right. "What should I bash?" "Stick to orphans"."
(Submitted by Raia)
Seren tells you, "What else was I supposed to say?"
You tell The Warden's Squire, Seren Ardure, "Something less cheesey?"
Seren tells you, "We're you asking yourself that when you picked your name?"
You tell The Warden's Squire, Seren Ardure, "...."
Serentells you, "*hug* Dun be mad.."
You tell The Warden's Squire, Seren Ardure, "I'm not..I just hurt *wail*."
Seren tells you, "You can hurt me back by making fun of my spelling."
You tell The Warden's Squire, Seren Ardure, "Mutual pain..*chin*."
Seren tells you, "Painage."
You tell The Warden's Squire, Seren Ardure, "Ooer.."
Seren tells you, "I always think of black leather and chains and whips when I hear the suffix 'age'"
(submitted by Hisui - next few)
You tell Rubber Ducky Spinach, Squire to Mr. Quackers, "*sings* I fights to the finish, cuz I eats me Spinach. Y'best get in mah belly!"
Maldaathi Rallos says to Skaster, "You can catch butterflies and give them to vellis, greet vellis and agree and he will give you a net."
conjure illusion Vellis, the butterfly collector says, "No you can't. I'm SICK of butterflies. Get me a woman!"
You conjure up your illusion.
An impressive male voice shouts, "What do i do with a milky crystal pentagon, a sharply angled crystal polyhedron,a cylindrical crystal,two opaque crystal disc and a crystal egg."
A powerful female voice resounds, "Study Geometry?"
(subtmitted by Julian)
(Shallam): Kilarna says, "*grabs all Victaria's points*."
(Shallam):Solar says, "Wow I thought you said you grabbed her pants, for a second there."
(Shallam): Lasha says, "There will be no pants grabbing of any kind misters and madams."
(Shallam): You say, "*ponders* No pants grabbing? Hey! Nobody told me about that rule before I signed on this ship! *gets his wife and leaves* *duck*."
(submitted by Cosmos)
Slie sucks thoughtfully on the corpse of a harlot.
You peer at Slie unscrupulously.
Slie hums a happy tune.
Sh'Megra Emerald Drake, Slie Paragorn, the Monkey General says, "I payed 1k for her.."
Slie coughs softly.
You say to Slie, "You have like.. Calhoun cooties now."
Slie hums innocently to himself.
Sh'Megra Emerald Drake, Slie Paragorn, the Monkey General says, "..."
Slie gives the corpse of a harlot to you.
(again.. I don't know who submitted this one)
(Druids): Deonymus says, "Mistress Seraph, I've been naughty. -_- Are ya gonna spank me again like last time?"
(Submitted by Darryl)
(Cyrene): Skan says, "*winds up his leg, aims, and delivers a kick to Kahless' leg! He Misses! Skan scores a NUT-SHATTERING critical hit!!! Kahless has just been neutered*.""
(Cyrene): Kahless says, "If you eat enough, you can grow man boobies."
(submitted by Raia)
Seren says, in Rajamalan "On the count of three, we smack Viperda back to where his mama spasmed."
Viperda viciously smacks Seren about the chops.
Seren blinks.
You blink.
Seren says, "What the.."
Viperda pokes a simple silver necklace in the arm.
You say, "What..the.."
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
"Eep!", Seren screams in fright. (x4)
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Viperda snickers softly to himself.
Seren becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.
Seren says, "That was just.. creepay..""
(after smushing a few goblins)
Seren says, "We bad. We know it. We bad. We SHOW it.""
(submitted by Julian)
(Novice): Kenjar says, "The air is thick with paladins, flying though the air with outstretched legs. Rats fly about, being drop kicked by paladins, as the aeriel dropkicking paladin unit cleanses the city of its ratty filth."
(Novice): Adinan says, "You're an odd one, that's for sure :) hehe."
(submitted by Shibo)
Slie reaches over and fondles a tiny octopus erotically.
A tiny octopus grins gleefully.
Slie rolls on the floor, laughing.
Sh'Megra Emerald Drake, Slie Paragorn, the Monkey General says, "Naaaauuughty pussy..""
(Student): Ander says, "Anyone need help?"
(Student): Alleia says, "You are unneeded Ander."
(Student): Ander says, "Thanks for letting me know."
(Student): Alleia says, "Any day.""
(Submitted by Raia)
"Hee..Pots..while bashing with Seren..this is referring to Seasone,
not the kindly Droods out there *beam* - "
Seren empties out a chestnut vial into his mouth.
Seren snakes his tongue into the vial to lap up the remaining contents.
Seren says, "I refuse to believe those were the last drops."
Seren glares about himself, upset with the world.
You blink.
Seren says, "That bitch ripped me off."
(submitted by Dannath)
"While trying to send a tell to Flicks Jez the black rat. "
You tell Sorceress Jezabelle Felina, the Neophyte, "*tickles you untill you mess yourself*."
Jezabelle tells you, "Dear gods."
You tell Sorceress Jezabelle Felina, the Neophyte, "Oops wrong Jez."
Jezabelle tells you, "All these mistells to me!"
(submitted by Ciries)
(Hashan): Aringar says, "Ya'll need to get your hands and mouths off of my chewtoy."
High Sorceress, Merik D'Ischai, Pandoras Poppet yells, "You had kids and didn't tell me! *sobs uncontrollably*."
You see Ciries Seir yell, "What? Vorn procreated? Noooooo."
You see Ciries Seir yell, "*dies*."
High Sorceress, Merik D'Ischai, Pandoras Poppet yells, "Indeed, look out Hashan."
Synthesis yells, "Tadpoles!"
Vorn Lorenis, the Sorcerer yells, "Swim, my children, swim!"
Synthesis yells, "Ewwww."
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