Pots added 8-24-02





(submitted by Hisui)
(Hashan): Hamel says, "Bond spirit."
(Hashan): Hamel says, "Er, embrace spirit *thwap me*."
(Hashan): Hamel says, "I'll never make it as a foresty."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "*pat Hammy*."
(Hashan): You say, "Sure you will. They're into bondage."
(Hashan): Hamel says, "So, Kaethryn told, eh?"
(Hashan): You say, "Well, your slip of the tongue.. you know.. bond spirit? And I know druids.. :P."


(Serpentlords): Kookluk says, "Someone wanna help me with my maldaathi acronym?"
(Serpentlords): You say, "Um.. Me Am Loser Dork And A Turd Humping Idiot?""


(Submitted by Ciries)
(Achaea's Elders): Daystar says, "*steal's Brannin's Ears' virginity*."
(Achaea's Elders): Daystar says, "Eep!"


(submitted by Darryl)
(Runewardens): Degar says, "Im the only satyr online.."
(Runewardens): Degar says, "My race is endangered!!! help me!!"
(Runewardens): You say, "The only way to fix that is to breed, and I definitely can't help with that."


(Cyrene): Ered says, "Looking to buy anyones spare leather."
(Cyrene): Eamon says, "Slightly used, only one spanking."
(Cyrene): Eamon says, "Oh, did I say that outloud?"


(submitted by Raia)
Duchess Riokai Winterhart says to a harlot, "I've been known to...excite."


(submitted by Julian)
(Fools): Sylvester says, "No weed for me.... :(."
(Fools): Niari says, "I stay away from the stuff...ever since that incident when I woke up and the giraffe was wearing my pants....*shudder*."


(the following few submitted by Ciries)
(Brownie and Ciries attack with title wands)
The following players from the Kharon are online:
I Have My Own Television Ciries.
But Diamondesce Are a Girl's Best Friend.
Disciple Aleytys, Initiate of the Third Order.
Everyones Favorite SexySeir Brownwyn Seir-Gore, Catalyst Of Change.
Disciple Cosmos, Initiate of the Second Order.
I Put My Rangon Mah Pinkah!.


You sent the following message to Cosmos: *booobiekickofdeath*
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You sent the following message to Cosmos: Sheeeet, supposed to be noooobie.


Azzazzello tells you, "Everyone sucks...for a price.
Azzazzello tells you, "Mistell!!"
You tell Amaretto Sour, Azzazzello, the Drunken Chaos Arhat, "Hoo boy...that WAS quite a mistell. *snicker*."
You tell Amaretto Sour, Azzazzello, the Drunken Chaos Arhat, "To lil' ol me, sitting alone and being sweet and innocent (for at least 5 more minutes) that was a huge mistell. *snicker*."
Azzazzello tells you, "I don't know if i should excuse myself or ask if i outta talk dirty some more."


(House Winterhart): You say, "Big sticks scare me."
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(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "Yet yer dating Aringar?"
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(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "*fuck*."
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(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "Eek!@."
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(House Winterhart): You say, "*ROFL*."


Synthesis tosses a crystal egg to you, and you catch it nimbly.
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Rinoa gives a canvas backpack to you.
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You say, "Nooo."
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Vorn's eyes bug out as he boggles in amazement.
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Synthesis Trismegistus says to you, "Hatch my children."
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Ciries cracks the egg over a roaring campfire.
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"Oops!" you say to Synthesis with an embarrassed grin.
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Synthesis wails like an old woman.
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Rinoa gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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Synthesis Trismegistus says to you, "You...pro-choice democrat!"
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Vorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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"Heh heh heh" Rinoa chuckles.
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Ciries hands a plate of scrambled eggs to Synthesis,"Congratulations...it's....it's....an omlette.".
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Vorn rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Synthesis gives a pained sigh.
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Rinoa rolls on the floor, laughing.
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You hum innocently to yourself.
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Synthesis Trismegistus eats humble pie, or omlette.
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Vorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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Vorn pats Synthesis in a friendly manner.


(submitted by Julian)
Evantiser would like you to know that: Estach tells you, "Jesus." You tell Estach Mercadia, "Yes, I am.". You reach forth with your quarterstaff and puncture an old rat. You scream, "DEFLATE YOU DAMNED RAT! DEFLATE!".


(submitted by Chammilla)
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "Chammilla, let me touch your feet."
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "Only if you ask nicely."
(Pirates of Jaru): Liskra says, "I say ye hold out fer em to kiss."
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "That's as nice as I go."
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "Let me touch your feet."
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "*ponder* Well, if you put it that way."
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "Nah, no feet fer you."
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "*tackles Chammilla, pins her down, and forces her foot into his mouth, chomping away until all her toes have been severed!*."
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "That's the punishment for not letting me touch your feet!"
(Pirates of Jaru): Ciries says, "Ew."
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "Well, now ya can't anyway, cause ya just ate it."
(Pirates of Jaru): Liskra says, "-*perform hands and MEGAheals Chammi's toes*- ^_^."
(Pirates of Jaru): Santos says, "*rubs his tummy* Mmmmm, I'm sort of touching them now."
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "Santos, yer so distrubing sometimes *petpet*."
(Pirates of Jaru): Liskra says, "That's as deep most men get... You just hit an all time arousal fer Spanky I think Chammi.. ;)"
(Pirates of Jaru): You say, "Wooot, my life goal completed!"


Drufyre tells you, "Wildcat."


(The best lesson I've -ever- had)
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii sits cross-legged on the ground, and invites you to join him.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii bids you to close your eyes and feel the beauty and power of the nature surrounding you.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii murmurs an unheard charm and an overwhelming sense of warmth and clarity fills your mind.
You breathe deeply, ready to listen and learn.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii begins to speak in a low voice of the subtle art of Groves.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii tells you of the special relationship a Druid shares with his own Grove, and how best to draw on its power.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii urges you to keep in mind that the forestal energies you manipulate are dependent on the power of sunlight.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii warns you that overuse of your Grove's powers will leave it drained and defenceless.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii reminds you to tend your Grove regularly.
Chomps, the Cyrene humgii bows to you and the lesson is complete.


(I made him semi-speechless!)
You tell Yeshua Sohail, Neonate of Chivalry, "Marry me! *sparkle*."
Yeshua tells you, "Erm."
You tell Yeshua Sohail, Neonate of Chivalry, "*chortle*."


(submitted by Hisui)
(The Lion's Pride): Neko says, "I am a Cryptologic Technician Interpretive. A recon Specialist."
(The Lion's Pride): Iliana says, "I'm glad they don't call you a Cryptologic Lingustics Interpretive Technician."
(The Lion's Pride): Iliana says, "Cause you'd have an amusing acronym."
(The Lion's Pride): You say, "*rofl Iliana*."
(The Lion's Pride): Deven says, "*snickers Iliana*."
(The Lion's Pride): Cosmos says, ""Yes, I'm a CLIT, what of it?"


(submitted by Raia - for once not with Darryl. *g*)
(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "Make it all buff and strong, like Falco."
(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "*hug Falco*."
(Runewardens): You say, "*snicker*."
(Runewardens): Andreous says, "Falco?"
(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "Falco de'Falcon."
(Runewardens): You say, "I thought he was the Falcon formerly known as Falco?"
(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "No, it was the Falcon formerly known as Falcon, but now known as ^."
(Runewardens): Andreous says, "About as original as Birdie."
(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "Falco rules."


(Runewardens): Leonidas says, "There's an accent mark over the 'a'"


(submitted by Cosmos)
(Hashan): Arcos says, "You tell Fortyr, "Haven't seen you on deathsight, didn't know you were on.""


(submitted by Deonymus)
Youth Corruptor Darknight Sioraiocht, The Dominator shouts, "Hail Eric, Matron of Chaos!"


(submitted by Raia)
Viperda tells you, "Um...I have a question..when we assess our falcons..-where- do we assess it.."


(submitted by Feliss)
(House Winterhart): Revlis says, "I'm a happy little Knight, see my pretty pink armor?"
(overheard while putting these together tonight) (House Winterhart): Darryl says, "The cost of 2 broadswords: 7k. The feeling of empowerment from having faster dsls and thus killing things more quickly than before: Priceless."


(submitted by Darryl)
"You tell Sarandra, "*knits while getting a pedicure and occassionally sipping tea, then his knitting needles slip and jab him, drawing blood*."
Kayal says, "Kryvar tells you, "You tell Sarandra, "*draws a picture of some blood on the ground* I win! I.""


(submitted by Darryl)
(Novitiates): Trimack says, "Ohh a crushing critical hit, MUhahahahahah *flex*."
(Novitiates): Trimack says, "Oh yea, oh yea, that baby rat is dead."
(Novitiates): You say, "That baby rat is only a smudge now."
(Novitiates): Trimack says, "Yea, i cant even pick him up to sell him now, i should learn to control my strength."


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