Pots added 8-12-02

(submitted by Kayal)
(House Winterhart): Kryvar says, "I tango with everything."
(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "*tango Kryvar*."
(House Winterhart): You say, "Uhm.. I don't know if I enjoy that explation."
(House Winterhart): Kryvar says, "The master crystal has two left feet."
(House Winterhart): Kryvar says, "Logomas trees tend to tango the best of any inanimate object."
Darryl tells you, "At least he didn't say "I horizontally tango with everything.""

(submitted by Kayal)
(Hashan): Savea says, "Serthest is my action figure."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "Ew."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Rofl."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "Ew to both."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "*shudders*."
(Hashan): Savea says, "He's on sale for 595."
(Hashan): Engetsu says, "I dun think my sister would enjoy that."
(Hashan): Rejlii says, "I've got 475, what kind of action figure will that get me?"
(Hashan): Savea says, "It'll get you Grellek. Unfortunately, since he was cheap, we're sold out."
(Hashan): Synthesis says, "The one-night stand kind."
(Hashan): Rejlii says, "When will the one-night stand Grellek be back in stock?"
(Hashan): Savea says, "Thursday."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "I've got an Arakh action figure."
(Hashan): Synthesis says, "His schedule is full, as you can tell."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "I have a myztlee action figure... for sale..."
(Hashan): Rejlii says, "But I'm willing to pay 475!"
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "*puppydog eyes*."
(Hashan): Arakh says, "You do? *peer*."
(Hashan): Savea says, "Collect the whole set: Drakul, Grellek, Calla, Kryvar, and Caleth. We still have a Caleth in stock."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "You forgot Arakh."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "There's a certain theme there."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "Arakh's not collectable, though."
(Hashan): Savea says, "This is the speshul deluxe edition Regents edition."
(Hashan): Violet says, "He is breakable."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Do we get a free myrrh with each purchase?"
(Hashan): Arakh says, "When did I become an action figure?"
(Hashan): Savea says, "No Myztlee."
(Hashan): Rejlii says, "You're more like a doll than an action figure anyway."
(Hashan): Savea says, "That's if you come to the first annual all-star free-for-all."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "What kind of collectible action figure company are you!"
(Hashan): Synthesis says, "The cheap, one-night stand kind!"
(Hashan): Savea says, "I'm Hashanbro."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "I'll trade you a Decan for a Serthest."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Hashanbro, heee."
(Hashan): Savea says, "We just sold out of Serthest."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "When are you guys coming out with Triad collectibles?"
(Hashan): Engetsu says, "Bye Hashan."
(Hashan): Savea says, "As soon as we get licensing permission from Them."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "*wants a Twilight action figure with ninja chop action*."
(Hashan): Fhyn says, "*sparkle*."
(Hashan): Rianne says, "I don't think they make Triad collectables."
(Hashan): Bambi says, "The Ourania one could glow in the dark!"
(Hashan): Cosmos says, "Hiya Hashan."
(Hashan): Savea says, "Bambi, I thought I told you not to divulge our marketing plan."
(Hashan): Bambi says, "Oops."
(Hashan): Bambi says, "*blush*."
(Hashan): Violet says, "Hi, Cosmos:)"
(Hashan): Savea says, "As soon as we get licensing permission from Hashan to use the triad dome in our advertisements, we're all set for release."
(Hashan): Savea says, "That other company, Matthera could get their hands on this stuff."
(Hashan): Savea says, "Ok, what's left of that joke is dead. Hi Cosmos."
(Hashan): Cosmos says, "*grin Savea*."

Certimene says, "Congratulations, Isabo! You are now a Novice of the Druids. Please read 'help novices' to learn more about being a novice in a guild. When you are done with that, read 'help guildnovices druids. This will show you novice information specific to your guild."
Artemis Azhketh Entreri, The Escaped Mental Patient exclaims to Isabo, "Good choice! Lotsa horny drunk chicks in that guild!"
Isabo says, "Woo! Thanks!"

Super Big Brother Evantiser Lighthawk, Lettuce Pirate moves into the deadly stance of the newbie.
Super Big Brother Evantiser Lighthawk, Lettuce Pirate moves forward to attack.
Super Big Brother Evantiser Lighthawk, Lettuce Pirate opens his mouth.
Super Big Brother Evantiser Lighthawk, Lettuce Pirate says, "Can I have an interview?"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Deonymus cowers in a corner, whimpering.

Vorn Lorenis, Fantastic Frog says, "Well, thank Gods it wasn't a HornyDisFavour."
Chammilla Lena-Weltsdown says, "IT'd ruin your sex drive for weeks."

(Hashan): Vorn says, "Alright, that's enough Myztlee."
(Hashan): Comac says, "Leave firefox alone in his old age!"
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Lest I fetch...the Uber-Stick."
(Hashan): You say, "He is my peer."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "*beats vorn with his totem*."
(Hashan): You say, "I can beat him all I like."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "He won't even remember next month, Comac."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "*defends with Uder-Stick*."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "The udder stick?"
(Hashan): You say, "Uder!"
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Uber...uber stick that is."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(Hashan): Firefox says, "I hate you all, I really do.."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "*doh*."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Cow on a stick."
(Hashan): You say, "Udder-stick!"
(Hashan): Comac says, "*slinks away from uber*."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Did the cow feel it when you slaughtered him for his udder?!!"
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Alright!"
(Hashan): Savea says, "*agree Firefox*."
(Hashan): Alanthria says, "Well...Fox, if you said i wasn't immature i'd be nice, but you didn't, so i wont."
(Hashan): Savea says, "You slaughtered a he-cow for an udder?"
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Bah to you all then."
(Hashan): Savea says, "*gasp*."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Isn't it awful savea?"
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "What is this city coming to?"
(Hashan): You say, "Insanity."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "About normal for this city."
(Hashan): Kookluk says, "*grabs comac* leave my protege alone *fends off catlyyne*."
(Hashan): You say, "...udder insanity.."
You quickly duck down.
(Hashan): Hisui says, "*rofl*."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Eeek."
Vorn tells you, "ROFL!!"
Kryvar thwaps you on the head.
"Ouch!", you shriek in pain.
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "No puns."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "*sigh Cat*."
(Hashan): Hisui says, "In the end, there will be udder destruction!"
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Moo! Err...boo!"
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "That should be a law, Caleth."
(Hashan): Comac says, "*stands by his mentor*."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Puns are the hifhest form of humour."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "*pat Vorn*."
(Hashan): You say, "*snicker*."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "That was such a good joke Cat, take a cow...I mean bow."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "Bwahahaha."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "*shake*."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "*."
(Hashan): Savea says, "You people scare me."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, "Okay okay break it up. Mooo-ve along now."
(Hashan): You say, "Oi."
(Hashan): Kookluk says, "Brandishes an uber-duck at vorn."
(Hashan): You say, "They just get worse."
(Hashan): You say, "Uder-duck, you mean."
(Hashan): Hisui says, "Ducks give milk too?"
(Hashan): You say, "..."
(Hashan): Gresque says, "If you guys don't stop, it cud kill me."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "*ROFL*."
(Hashan): You say, "*rofl*."
(Hashan): Hisui says, "*rofl*."
(Hashan): Caleth says, "*snickers*."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "I think we've milked this pun for all its worth."
(Hashan): Myztlee says, ".."
(Hashan): You say, "Oh gods."
(Hashan): Vorn says, "*ROFL*."
(Hashan): Hisui says, "*dies laughing*."

Hisui tells you, "Conjure illusion Crouched low, and moving swiftly, the beast of the crypt lopes in from the south. You conjure up your illusion. conjure illusion The beast in the crypt snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill. You conjure up your illusion. Alak begins to flap his wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the firmament."

(submitted by Julian)
(Druids): Brennan says, "Take me down to the Paradise Forest, where the groves are green and the girls are poorest, Oh won't ya please take me hoooome."

(submitted by Ciries)
(Hashan): Synthesis says, "You know armageddon ison the horizon when naked satyrs are snarling at you, and calling you names."

(submitted by Raia)
(Novitiates): Riokai says, "Would you be able to meet me at the Dancing Boar Inn please."
(Novitiates): Epich says, "Why? What's up?"
(Novitiates): You say, "I believe..she's going to eat you.."
(Novitiates): Epich says, "Oh, kinky."
(Novitiates): Riokai says, "Raia..."
(Novitiates): Gayat says, "Don't knock it 'till you've tried it...."

(also submitted by Raia)
Dragonseyes shrugs helplessly.
Lupus Plushie Advocate, Dragonseyes, of the House Lena exclaims, "It could be worse!"
Raia's Sweetheart, Maija Thelsum-Lighthawk says, "You could be married."
Maija coughs softly.
You blink incredulously at Maija.
You peer at Maija unscrupulously.
Raia's Sweetheart, Maija Thelsum-Lighthawk says, "To someone thats not Raia..."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
Maija gives you a peck on the cheek.
Dragonseyes snickers at Maija.
You give Maija a peck on the cheek.
Maija wipes the back of her hand across her brow in relief.
Maija coughs softly.

(mhmmm, sure, Darryl, we believe you.)
(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "I don't mischan... much."

(submitted by Deonymus)
(Druids): Julian says, "My horniness got rid of my halo a long time ago."
(Druids): Julian says, "Erm.. horns."

(submitted by Julian)
Grethor, Squire of Alinoe says, "I gave my balls to Oilanu."
Arboreal Miken, Forest Defender says, "Zypher give me all your balls."
(and a little later)
Matrix Master of Dawn Addrynnyn Earendil, Plenary Persiflagist asks Lorielan, "Lady, would you like our balls?"

(Submitted by Deonymus)
Lorielan, the Enlightened has bestowed Her divine strongfavour upon you. It will last for 1 days.
Lorielan, the Enlightened says, "I just favoured the wrong people."
Lorielan, the Enlightened neutralizes Her feelings towards you.

(submitted by Hawkles)
Dirgath for both of these.
His warcry is known to be, 'Hawk tells you, "Dirty sex? Hell yeah."'
His warcry is known to be, 'Hawk tells you, "My husband echoes!"'
and this one's Jenara.
Her warcry is known to be, 'Hawk tells you, "Dirty sex and a whooole lotta muffins.'"

(submitted by Hisui)
Conjure illusion Kahless removes a pair of crotchless panties.
You slip away successfully and evade your pursuers.
You listen intently to the south.
You hear action: Eternal Flirt Kahless, King of the Kaj'ikian Empire says, "I what?"
You hear action: Eternal Flirt Kahless, King of the Kaj'ikian Empire says, "I don't wear pants."
You hear action: Eternal Flirt Kahless, Kingof the Kaj'ikian Empire says, "Of any kind."

(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "Um.. one of my leeches came back to life. I'm going to have to keel it again."
(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "Shit.. it left before I could attack."
(Cyrene): Czanthria says, "Who let the leech out of the sewer."
(House Winterhart): Syrah says, "*grin*."
(House Winterhart): You say, "*rofl*."
(House Winterhart): Riokai says, "You are gonna get it now..."
(Cyrene): Champion says, "I didn't know that was possible."
(Cyrene): Alleia says, "Neither did i..."
(Cyrene): Darryl says, "I dropped it to rekill it and it left before I could.. -_-."
(House Winterhart): Syrah says, "Czan's gonna kick your butt!!"
(House Winterhart): Viperda says, "*snicker daddy*."

You give Bandit to Chomps, the Cyrene humgii.
The humgii gleefully takes Bandit and opens its mouth to unearthly proportions before shoving it in and chomping it to bits.
"Eek!" you shout in fright.
(Arcanists): You say, "Oi."
(Arcanists): Jartog says, "What?"
(Arcanists): You say, "Chomps ate Bandit."
(Arcanists): Jartog says, "Thats not kosher...."

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