Pots added 7-17-02

(Sent in by Julian)
Druids: You say, "New novice policy, effective immediately. All novices must be able to perform the following PRIOR to promotion. First, the novice must demonstrate a clear ability to read the mind of the interviewer by divining a "secret handshake" which the interviewer will think up on the spot. Assuming that the novice proves him/herself capable of doing so, the interviewer may then test the novice's ability to bend over -backwards- until touching the ground, and only upon completion of this may the rest of the interview go on."

(Sent in by Raia)
(Novitiates): Tobi says, "I just love eating 'it'"

(Overheard of our beloved Lady by Kryvar)
(Hashan): Valnurana says, "Oh dear... All this time I have been carrying a pink tutu. Hmm."

August brandishes a snuggly flannel blanket menacingly.

Pontifex Lunaris Tekk Danial says to Bandit, "Git in mah belly!"

Bandit fashion a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.
You say, "Ooers."
You say, "First a Serpie Bandit, now a Magi Bandit."
"Tsk, tsk," you say to Bandit as you waggle a finger at him.

(Sorcerers): Traiban says, "With a steady hand, you batter a red admiral butterfly with a blackened warhammer."
(Sorcerers): Traiban says, "You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!"

(Hashan): Ciries says, "Because I'm EEEEEEVIL!"
(Hashan): Ciries says, "Oh my God."
(Hashan): Ciries says, "Kill me now, please."
(Hashan): Diamondesce says, "*snicker*."
(Hashan): Sairbie says, "Hehehe..."
(Hashan): Diamondesce says, "*KILLING DA SISTER*."
(Hashan): Mercury says, "*snigger*."
(Hashan): Ciries says, "*whistles innocently*."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Ciries is just Quasi-evil. The light ale of evil. No need to kill her."
(Hashan): Gelphend says, "She's evil."

(sent in by Kayal)
Petal Plucking, Dracunos, Lazy Slave to the Humgiis sings, "Im just a sweet transvestite, from transexual transylvaniaaaaaa!"

(sent in by Julian from a little Druid)
Shakti Devi, the Queen of Swords's voice reverberates, "Light, dark, win, lose, blah blah, don't you ever get bored of your own childish dichotomies?"
You tell Shakti Devi, the Queen of Swords, "Is a dichotomy another word for castration?"
Shakti tells you, "Snicker.""

(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "Pot?"
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "I harvested SO Much today."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "I have more weed than anyone."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "Ciries smokes it."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "She knows how good it is."
(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "..."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "*lick Ciries*."
(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "Yeah, that is some crazy shit."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "*agree* That's because I'm some crazy shit! *dance*."
(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "*rofl*."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "Ya know."
(House Winterhart): You say, "*sticks that in the pots*."
(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "Yeah, but that stuff is _SO_ crazy, I mistook Aringar for a big, pink bunny."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "I thought he WAS a big pink bunny."

(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "I hate mistypes."
(House Winterhart): Ciries says, "I just typed "beandip octopus" instead of brandish."

(submitted by Ciries from the Kharon Channel)
<>: Aringar says, "Okay, who wants a GR 20 guildfavour?"
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<>: Rangor says, "Me."
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You roll on the floor in front of Aringar, laughing.
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<>: Aringar says, "You only have to answer one simple question. Think about this one long and hard."
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You say, "No, no. No cheating."
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<>: Rangor says, "*nod*."
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<>: You say, "Don't bribe them."
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<>: Aringar says, "Who's sexier, me or Ciries?"
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Aringar winks conspiratorially at you.
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You grin mischievously at Aringar.
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<>: Rangor says, "*thinks long and hard* *looks at Aringar then at Ciries*."
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<>: Padron says, "Am I included?"
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<>: Rangor says, "Will I still get the favour if I say ciries?"
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"Ha!" you exclaim to Aringar with gusto.
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<>: Aringar says, "Time's up."
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<>: Padron says, "Am I included?"
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<>: Aringar says, "Nobody gets the guildfavour, you worthless lumps."
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<>: Rangor says, "I was gonna say aringar!"
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You tell Gaian Master Rangor Corten, Pirate of Nature, "*smooch*."
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<>: Aringar says, "Bah, you all suck!"
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Rangor tells you, "*tickle*."
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<>: Padron says, "All I said was am I included? with that answered I would have earned that gf."
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Aringar, Dragon of Darkness says, "I'm funny."
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<>: Rangor says, "Next time, dont say think long and hard :P."
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<>: Aringar says, "I didn't think you'd have to actually think long and hard."
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<>: Padron says, "High Masters reach a level of such perfection that my eyes cannot discern such differences."
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<>: Aringar says, "In the future, whenever the Grand Father asks your opinion, you always agree with him."
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<>: Padron says, "I apologize for the feebleness of sight."
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<>: Rangor says, "*nod*."
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<>: Aringar says, "Your future in the guild depends on it..."

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Random Grelly weirdness....
Grellek urges a large snail onwards.
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Isilme Ilcalasse Odessa Seir, Corazon del Tigre says, "Eww."
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Grellek, Puppet Master says, "Snail power!"
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Grellek, Puppet Master says, "Hooooooo!"

(A rather interesting encounter with a Novice Sorcerer...submitted by Vorn)

The Four Faces of Proplo:
(His four attempts at writing a description before the interview - I claim the right to use this in pots because he is a moron. Vorn.)

(1)
He is a Mhun and is Im like a human. and
My statistics is Strength:10
Dexterity:15 Constitution:11 Intelligence:12 Size:11. He is wearing a canvas backpack.
(It was actually spaced like that)

(2)
He is a Mhun and is Im a tall littel gremlin whit ears an mouth and a littel hair and Im like Yoda in StarWars episode 2 when he fight. He is wearing a canvas backpack.

(3)
He is a Mhun and is Im a tall,gremlin face,hair. He is wearing a canvas backpack.

(4)
He is a Mhun and is a tall Mhun whit very large muscels He is a very good figther and he loves to WIN Hes neutral a littel hair,He has red eyes when he is made and blue eyes when he is happy.When you meet this Beast you will be scared.And He is born the 1st of Aeguary. He is wearing a canvas backpack.

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