(Submitted by Darryl)
A weak male voice shouts, "*sneaks into the garden of the gods* *slowly reaches for lever* *screams in pain as mortal-rejecting force field shoots him* *dies*."
(House Winterhart): Deonymus says, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack what are you doing with that candle stick?"
(House Winterhart): Deonymus says, "*cough*."
(House Winterhart): You say, "*snicker*."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "*peer*."
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "*is a bit scared*."
(House Winterhart): Cecilia says, "-peer Foxy- Mommy, what is he talking about?"
(House Winterhart): You say, "You dun wanna know."
(House Winterhart): You say, "*snuggle Ceci*."
(House Winterhart): Deonymus says, "Special toys for grownups, dear."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "*laughs at Vorn*."
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "I will have my way with you Merik!"
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "Oh...dear..."
Dibbuk, the Angel of Madness shows Rakot the finer points of donut tossing for combat damage.
Darryl says, "Jester sex: *bop* Who's yer daddy! *bop*."
(Both of these submitted by Darryl)
(The Lion's Pride): Deonymus says, "*lick Claire* How's you and your big pussy?"
(The Lion's Pride): Ryvern says, "*cough*."
(The Lion's Pride): Claire says, "...he's refering to Garfield! *thump Ryvern*."
Guildmaster of Jesters, Llewellyn Mercadia, Lord of the Carnival, in a dazzling display of concentration and willpower, raises you above his head with his mind. Terrified, you begin to wonder what kai technique lies in wait for you. Suddenly, Llewellyn jerks you back to the ground. Expecting merely to be slammed into the floor, you nearly black out when Llewellyn's outstretched knee connects with your nuts. Realizing that no concoction made by Gaia's children will bring your testicles back, you begin to claw out your own throat to end your miserable suffering. While lying in wait for death to ease your pain, you silently curse the kainutslam.
(Heh, I love deathsight)
Divinity has drowned.
(Must have been really tasty for the shark)
Melon has been slain by the might of a man-eating shark.
(Submitted by Kryvar)
Cosmos tells you, "My nuts are going to decay!! *cries*."
(submitted by Hawkles)
(Oakstone): You say, "Rain in my grove, pass it on! ^^."
(Oakstone): Evantiser says, "You cant prove that."
(Oakstone): You say, "Can too!"
(Oakstone): Evantiser says, "THATS A LIE."
(Oakstone): You say, "Is not!"
(Oakstone): You say, "*punts evan and sends him to time out*."
(Oakstone): Evantiser says, "*weep*."
(Oakstone): You say, "Now you sit in the corner and behave until your mommy comes to get you *nod me*."
(submitted by Ciries)
Scriba Nociluca, Cosmos Danial-Winterhart says to Krel, "I can run like a chicken with its head cut off!"
("Stick Talk." Also submitted by Ciries, from Cosmos' point-of-view. It's kinda long.)
(Hashan): Klaudia says, "I'm already warped."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "Obviously."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Use the vibrating on me stick anyway?"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Vibrating sticks are fun."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Use the vibrating stick on me anyway?"
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "I"ve never tried one."
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(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Is that comment or would it be the vibrating stick that was for Klaudia's pleasure?"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*grin* The most fun I've ever had has been with one."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "The comment was for her pleasure."
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(Hashan): Krypto says, "Vibirating stick? dont sound right..."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "..."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "I like to use my vibrating stick."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "If I had one, she sure wouldn't be using it."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "*peer Ciries*."
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(Hashan): You say, "TMI, Ciries!"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "You need to get some better men, Ciries."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Woot, im neutral again, i killed a buncha pixies, and imps, and got nuetrality back, 100 gold, and 20% :)"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Hahahaha."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "I'm working on it, okay."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "Aringar, you've got one?"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "I saw him with it the other day! alone, in the dark...."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Yes. Ciries likes to use my stick all the time."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "How did you see him if it was dark?"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Indeedy do."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "You let Ciries use your vibrating stick?"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "I have nightsight."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Rofl."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Yup. Its great fun."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Yes, she held my stick for some time."
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(Hashan): You say, "Ciries uses my vibrating stick too :)"
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "You have a vibrating stick? ewww!"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Which 'stick', Aringar? *peer*."
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(Hashan): You say, "*roll*."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "I'm curious, because I was thinking about getting one. Maybe you'd let me use your stick as well?"
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Why, the vibrating one, of course."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "*grin*."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Eww! you all share it? i dont even wanna touch you girls now... :p."
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(Hashan): You say, "Is there any other, Aringar?"
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(Hashan): Krypto says, "Hehe."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "Just a test drive, so to speak."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Perhaps, Cynthia. You see, my stick is very special to me, I don't let just anyone touch it."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "You should all get your own personal one, then guys will like you more :)"
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(Hashan): You say, "Don't be jealous cause your stick is so little, Dracunos *flip*."
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(Hashan): Yami says, "I never used it! *had to say something*."
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Asara tells you, "You guys are so perverted."
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You tell Asara Eslofe, "*roll*."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*snickers* *high fives Cosmos*."
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Asara tells you, "Rofl."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "My stick has scales on it for exrta pleasure :D."
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(Hashan): You say, "*wink Ciries*."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "Well, I'd hate to use your stick if it makes you uncomfortable."
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(Hashan): You say, "I bet the men love that, Drac!"
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "EWWW!!!!!!"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "*peer Dracunos* you have a sick mind, we're talking about artifacts here, boy."
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Asara tells you, "Oh ho."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Yeah right... :p."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "We are."
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(Hashan): You say, "*nod Klaudia*."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Hell yeah, look under 'help artifacts' ... the vibrating stick is a wormhole-using artifact."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "I know, i seen it, but you werent talking about that.."
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(Hashan): You say, "Yep, you just shake your stick at the hole, and you go right in and pop out on the other side."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Dear child, WHAT do you think I was thinking?!?"
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Actually, I find that I have to put my stick partially into the hole."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Bah."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "Then, my stick drags me completely into the hole."
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(Hashan): Volrath says, "Farewell Hashan!"
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "*groan*."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Ok, shut up about the vibration, and the sticks!"
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "And no, mine is not small :p."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "You're the one who insisted on the "vibrating" point, Klaudia."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "You like it Dracunos."
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "Sheesh."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "And you enjoy the use of your vibrating stick, especially when using it in the wormhole, don't you, Aringar."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "No, i only like that kinda talk when im the only one being discusting, and everyone else goes 'eww, drac' :p."
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "The best part about my stick, Klaudia, is when I can put it in the hole."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Rofl."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "How long does it take to get through the hole?"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "But he puts it into strange holes."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "That's a bad thing."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "And I'm sure the wormhole, if it had feelings, would enjoy this as well..."
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "How big is this 'hole'?"
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(Hashan): Aringar says, "It takes it a moment, Cynthia, before the stick pulls me into the hole. It's very quick, though."
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(Hashan): You say, "Draconus is just mad cause he doesn't have the coordination to put his stick in the hole."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*rofl Cosmos*."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Rofl."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Like you could, Cosmos?"
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Staring lovingly at Vellis, the butterfly collector, you begin to spasm and."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "*groan*."
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "Well, that's given me a lot to think about. Thanks, Aringar. Bye Hashan."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Keep your sex off this channel, Dracunos."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "I don't think his stick works very well."
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(Hashan): You say, "Course I could Klaud, I could show you one day if you'd like :)"
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(Hashan): Cynthia says, "I'd love to see how your stick works sometime."
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Ciries tells you, "*rofl*."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "Rofl."
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You tell Ciries Seir, Angel of Darkness, "*snicker*."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Lmao, Klaudia :p."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "You can 'fondle' my stick if you want.. but..."
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You tell Ciries Seir, Angel of Darkness, "We're sick, sick little people *nod*."
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(Hashan): You say, "You can't find it, Drac?"
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Ciries tells you, "Indeed we are. But its funny as hell."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*girn*."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "This gives a whole new definition to artifact'whore'..."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "GRIN even."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Girn?"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "You're right."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Cosmos wants to talk about how small it is, and all that so i will say 'What?! iill show it to you if you think so!' so he can see it :p but i wont succumb to the newbish antics."
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(Hashan): You say, "Good to know I'm a man, Drac :)"
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "I know..."
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(Hashan): Klaudia says, "On that note, bye Hashan."
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(Hashan): You say, "Bye Klaud!"
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Thats an overstatement, Cosmos :)"
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(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Go well Klaudia."
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(Hashan): You say, "My husband might not like it though.. *ponder*."
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(Hashan): Golohad says, "Lol."
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(Hashan): You say, "Aw Drac, don't get all offensive cause I talked about your small, uncoordinated vibrating stick *pat*."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "He's just got stick envy, leave him be."
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(Hashan): You say, "*dies*."
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You tell Ciries Seir, Angel of Darkness, "*rofl*."
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "You guys (and gals) are STILL talking about that? *sigh*."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Yeah. We women have one track minds."
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Ciries tells you, "*g*."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Rofl this is funny."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Ill put in my DESCRIPTION that i have a big stick.. that will make it true :)"
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "*nod Ciries*."
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "Hmm."
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(Hashan): Kryvar says, "No, that would be wishful thinking."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "Sure, Drac."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*nod Kryvar*."
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(Hashan): You say, "*pat pat Drac*."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Hhehehe."
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(Hashan): You say, "Kryvar would know :P."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "You girls and your camel toes... :p."
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(Hashan): Kryvar says, "I don't have a stick. I got a big staff myself."
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(Hashan): Krypto says, "Hahah."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Heheh."
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(Hashan): You say, "ROFL Kry."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "I'm sure....but Kryvar,..your staff is a twig compared to Serth."
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(Hashan): You say, "It's a pretty one, too.. Catlynne just loves it.. I think Bandit's scared of it, though."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Mine isn't all HUGE and wierd.. mine is a bit larger than adverage, and nice and clean 'cut'"
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(Hashan): Serthest says, "Yeah, I've got a big 'ol di.. dirk..."
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(Hashan): Kryvar says, "I never said it was mansized. That would be a bit too unwieldy."
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(Hashan): Vampieralla says, "Hehehhe."
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "*snicker*."
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(Hashan): You say, "Draconous, we're talking about staffs and vibrating sticks. What the hell are you talking about? *peer*."
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(Hashan): Tybor says, "*grin*."
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(Hashan): Dracunos says, "Bah!"
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(Hashan): Ciries says, "For real."
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