Sylvan Oak, Deonymus TijuLena, the Rainbow Fox shouts, "Hail all ye
non-penguin-esque people of Achaea! Unite, for you have nothing to lose but
your lack of a beak! Oh, and hi all! *hugs* _Deonymus_."
(Hashan): Cosmos says, "Jaemon tells you, "U aware serthest is following u?""
(Hashan): Cosmos says, "You tell Archmonk Jaemon Tyr'acel, Master of the Hold,
"Yes, I'm quite aware, thank you.""
(Hashan): Serthest says, "So yeah... He doesn't really like me :P."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "There are people who don't like you? But...but...you
are so cute and cuddly."
(Hashan): Serthest says, "Believe that?"
(submitted by Cosmos)
Dracunos brandishes a small, deflated red balloon menacingly.
Serthest gives Dracunos the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
- You say, "He has a condom!"
Dracunos nods his head emphatically.
-You say, "And he knows how to use it!"
-You cower in a corner, whimpering.
- Serthest puts his hand to his forehead and swoons.
- Dracunos licks a small, deflated red balloon.
-You say to Dracunos, "Cherry?"
- Alazuel gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
- Dracunos nods his head affirmatively.
- Serthest Mercadia, the Impaler says, "Ooookaaaay."
(Wedding Planners and Midwives, Inc.): Cosmos says, "Any wedding planners on?"
(Wedding Planners and Midwives, Inc.): Cosmos says, "Don't make fun of that question :P."
Ever Chaotic, Jack Moonflair, Child of War shouts, "Dresden! You old hag you, how are ya?"
(Sorcerers): Calla says, "ABUSE!"
(Sorcerers): You say, "You'll get over it. *pat Calla*."
(Sorcerers): You say, "*duck*."
(Sorcerers): Calla says, "Merik's staffcasting me, I might not."
(Sorcerers): Calla says, "*sniffle*."
(Sorcerers): You say, "Heh."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "*cringes*."
(Sorcerers): You say, "Sorry."
(Sorcerers): You say, "*soothe Calla*."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "Honestly you don't look like a rat."
(Sorcerers): Caleth says, "I hear Calla likes cheese, Merik. I can see your confusion."
(Sorcerers): Calla says, "I do not!"
(Sorcerers): August says, "*pat Calla*."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "She doesn't much like staffcast though."
(Sorcerers): Caleth says, "*chin* well there goes that then *shrugs*."
- Then about 30 minutes later...
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "Abuse!!"
(Sorcerers): Caleth says, "Aww, you're bonding."
(Sorcerers): Calla says, "She smooched me, damn it."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "I did."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "And..."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "I did it again."
(Sorcerers): Caleth says, "Thought you were only upset when Arakh did it."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "Artemis Azhketh Entreri, The Escaped Mental Patient
yells, "Come on kids! learnthe song! Jackie be nimble! Jackie be quick! Jackie
raped a sheep, and it made the sheep sick!""
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "Ashtan childrens lullabye's."
(Sorcerers): Merik says, "Artemis Azhketh Entreri, The Escaped Mental Patient yells, "Jack needs to be bound and gagged and locked up in a deep dark pit with
only a BROKEN wormhole into and out of it.""
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "Ignore us sorcerers. Magic adles the brain you know."
(Hashan): Synthesis says, "If you'd stop inhaling all your "diamond dust", you might be okay."
(Hashan): Kryvar says, "A little bit for the enchantment, a little bit for me, a little bit for the enchantment, a little bit for me...."
(Hashan): Calla says, "Kryvar...you're in so much trouble. You weren't supposed to admit to that."
(Hashan): Calla says, "And when I find out who leaked it in the first place..."
(Sorcerers): Ravyn says, "Just got this mistell *laugh* Taelien tells you, 'Sexy thang when you get back baby.""
(Sorcerers): Ravyn says, "Taelin tells you, "Sorry.""
(Give a Vorn a Bandit and we have hours of cheap entertainment. Just the cost of the meds.. *nose*)
You say, "Want a weapon of mass destruction?"
Vorn's eyes bug out as he boggles in amazement.
You giggle happily.
You give Bandit to Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver.
Vorn rolls on the floor, laughing.
You say, "There ya go!"
You tap your nose knowingly.
Vorn begins to wield Bandit in his left hand.
Vorn brandishes Bandit menacingly.
"Eep!", you scream in fright at Vorn.
You say, "Don't kill us all!"
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says, "Muahahaha!"
Vorn brandishes Bandit menacingly.
Vorn brandishes Bandit menacingly.
Vorn pets Bandit ingratiatingly.
Vorn pets Bandit ingratiatingly.
Vorn pets Bandit ingratiatingly.
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Vorn pets Bandit ingratiatingly.
Vorn pets Bandit ingratiatingly.
Vorn mumbles incoherently at Bandit.
You say, "Hmm."
You say, "Snuggle him."
Vorn snuggles up close to Bandit, looking happy and content.
You say, "Not even that.."
Vorn peers at Bandit unscrupulously.
You say, "Interesting."
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says, "He doesn't like me."
You say, "He must be sleeping."
You nod your head at yourself.
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says, "He knows I'm going to use him to rule the world."
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says, "Muahahahahahaha!"
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says to Bandit, "Wake up Bandit! Wakey wakey Bandy Bandit! I got a lovely piece of cheese for you here Baaaandit!"
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Spellweaver says to Bandit, "Who's a naughty boy then?!"
(everyone must catch it! Muhaha! Submitted by Kayal)
(Serpentlords): Arakh says, "I think I'm coming down with Sorcereritis... *shudders*."
(submitted by Dracnor)
"Cosmos tells you, "You say, "It's all your fault! You're a horrible father!" Scholasticus Quies, Kryvar Danial says, "Dracnor taught me. What did you expect?" Scholasticus Quies, Kryvar Danial says, "Quality?""
(Hashan): You say, "Kryvar, my son. Its time we had a little talk. *cracks the belt*."
(Submitted by Deonymus, overheard from Darryl)
(Cyrene): You say, "One of these days I'm going to force her to give me head."
(Cyrene): You say, "Gah! HER head."
(Cyrene): Mayapple says, "Oi,
Darryl!"
(Cyrene): Chase says, "LMAO SUREEE!!!!"
Viperda tells you, "*rofl* I can force her to do the emote for you *grin*.""
You shout, "Let's play the quiet game. It's a fun game.."
Greythorne, Knight of Mhaldor shouts, "How do you play?"
You tell Greythorne, Knight of Mhaldor, "By not shouting. *nose*."
Greythorne tells you, "Doh, I wanted a shouted response :)"
You tell Greythorne, Knight of Mhaldor, "*cackle*."
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