(submitted by Julian)
(Druids): You say, "Why do I drink tequila? Because it's fluid! If it were solid, I'd gnaw on it. And if it were a gas, I'd breathe it. *hum*."
(Name withheld.. but it was too funny)
(Clan): You say, "I'll give you sex for eagle's wings."
(Clan): You say, "Um... doh. mistell."
(Clan): Caspian says, "Rofl."
(Submitted by Darryl)
Viperda suddenly scowls and grimaces before shouting, "I AM EEEEEEEVVVIILL!!"
You exclaim, "Bad churchie!"
You reach over and give Viperda a friendly noogie.
(Submitted by Darryl again)
Viperda raises his hands in the air and commands the waters to part. Obeying his will, they roll to the sides, and a dry path appears to the southwest.
You say, "I hereby dub thee Moses."
(Overheard on the Winterharts)
(House Winterhart): Chammilla says, "It's almost a hinderment with the low sexterity."
I came in one day and had this message after I had requested an upgrade for Bandit..
Message #1 Sent by: System
6/10/20:55 "Bandit, your loyal companion, has been slain by Sarapis, the Logos."
Can we say strange?
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "But I don't think I'm ashes - can ashes rat?"
(Sorcerers): August says, "Vorn has ashes of churchy trousers in the ashes of his trousers."
(Sorcerers): August says, "Yeah, ashes rat all the time *pat Vorn*."
One of my necklaces..
Rainbows of iridescent colour shimmer over the dark surface of a black pearl suspended from an intricately woven silver chain.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of a pocketbelt.
Behold.. the power of cookies.
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "Mfrghrghrgh cookies *gobble gobble* cookies..must..eat..*gobble*."
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "*represses cookie induced madness* Can I *twitch* have a cookie? *twitch*."
(Sorcerers): Kirana says, "Vorn, did you take your medication this morning?"
(Sorcerers): Vorn says, "...how come she knows about my medication?"
(Sorcerers): Mercury says, "Did you read his warcry?"
honours vorn
Sorcerer Vorn Lorenis, the Enchanter (Male grook).
He is 24 years old, having been born on the 7th of Mayan, 283 years after the fall of the Selucarian Empire.
He is ranked 1117th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in Hashan.
He is an Enchanter in the Sorcerers.
He is a Searcher of Horizons in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'Seekers.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry is known to be, 'Mauahafgrhg *gobble* Where's my medicine?! hfhfhjgrh'
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
(Sorcerers): Mercury says, "Kirana knows about his meds too!"
(Sorcerers): Mercury says, "That's another half cookie."
Gods save us from the crazy-woman...*duck*(See? I did dare!)
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "I'm the only one who poisons my things."
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "*whips out her bra with delph on it* *wield bra* *brandish bra*."
(Sorcerers): You say, "Oh lord."
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "I'll take you out right here and now with it Cat! Bring it!"
(Sorcerers): You say, "Careful, Cossy, I've the pots log going."
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "*gasp*."
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "You wouldn't dare."
(Sorcerers): You say, "Would too."
(Sorcerers): Cosmos says, "*flicks her wrist and smacks Catlynne in the eye with her delph-laced bra*."
(Sorcerers): You say, "Ouch!"
(Submitted by Darryl.)
(Atavians of Sapience): Sephy says, "Doesn't it suck when your PC crashes and after you get it fixed, it crashes again 2 days later?"
(Atavians of Sapience): You say, "I'm sure it does, only.. I'm not sure what a PC is."
(Atavians of Sapience): You say, "My dog had a breakdown after I had him fixed though. So I understand. *cough*.""