General Winterhart's Craziness....
(House Winterhart): Viperda says, "I would give you my pants, but my boxers decayed not to long ago..."
(House Winterhart): Hawk says, "Help! My skirt has a face and I don't know where it's looking!"
(House Winterhart): Trill says, "::blink Hawk::."
(House Winterhart): Schisstae says, "Hawk spits in a dusky skirt, adorned with teak droplets's face."
(House Winterhart): Hawk says, "See?! I'm not crazy!"
(House Winterhart): Trill says, "Keeper Darryl Winterhart, Initiate of Honour does the nekkie-nekkie dance."
(House Winterhart): Trill says, "::hum::."
(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "Meep!"
(House Winterhart): Darryl says, "It's not true! I swear it!"
Viperda lays his hands on himself.
You see Celestial Weretigress, Hawk Yuy D'Stellis-Moonflair yell, "Viperda is touching himself again!""
Tay says, "I got very drunk with a very cute woman if that makes you feel better."
Agatheis says, "I cannot comment on cute women. Lorielan would hit Me."
Estach says, "Heh."
Tay says, "Ack, please tell me she hasn't cuckolded you."
Estach says, "Ooer."
Tay says, "I suggest asking for assistance from the other gods if that is the case, cuckolded by a female god can't be good."
(Pirates of Jaru): Schisstae says, "I AM the Flying Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!"
(submitted by Hawkles)
(Oakstone): You say, "Quick! Spank the pope! *spank conor*."
(Oakstone): Jancis says, "*blink*."
(Oakstone): Conor says, "No no, you sinner!"
(Oakstone): Lovissalyn says, "*gets out her golden hammer*."
(Oakstone): You say, "What else is new? *lick pope conor*."
(Oakstone): Conor says, "Sacrilege!"
(Oakstone): Schisstae says, "*pinch Conor*."
(submitted by Hawkles and Darryl)
Rajani, Shogakusha of the Hold sings, "Rat stew, rat stew, without it, what would we do, we'd all be large, we'd all be fat, but we're slim and fit, cause who'd eat that?!"
(House of Danial-Lokelinde): Tekk says, "If you ask a woman to marry you and she says no, is it ok then to use a club?"
A tentative male voice shouts, "Sapiance is a figment of your imagination....we all really live on.....Harklebogglyworld!"
(Cyrene): Seren says, "With the combined might of all of Cyrene's noses, I will create a super weapon capable of creating a sneeze so powerful its shockwave will decimate any structure I set its targets to."
(This isn't really ALL that funny, but I liked it anyway)
Epicurus, Master of the Garden shouts, "I believe Sarapis has, in the past, distinctly stated his preference that you not act like a hick and use words like 'gay' as pejoratives, and has demonstrated that preference with immediate shrubbings or bolts of lightning."
Lok has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
All reality shudders as the voice of Sarapis, the Logos thunders across the land, "Oops, I seem to have utterly destroyed him."
(Atavians of Sapience): Neko says, "Ok, TOUCH PENIS."
(Atavians of Sapience): Neko says, "New one for you to play with."
(Atavians of Sapience): You say, "Or rather NOT to play with? :P."