This is some writing.
The writing is blue.
Blue is a pretty color.
So is red.
And green.
And black is the prettiest color of all.
Cows have black spots.
I like cow.
Burgers are made of cow.
All burgers except McDonalds burgers.
Lord only knows what's in those.
I bet it's some kind of meat substitute like tofu or SPAM.
Or people meat.
Like in that movie.
Where every one ate people.
It was called < Word I Cannot Spell > Green or something.
...
I wonder what Michael Jackson would taste like if some one decided to eat him.
I bet he would taste like McDonalds or some kind of other overly processed meat.
Like cafeteria food or something.
I remember one time I found a caterpillar in my lunch at school.
And I remember that once I found a centipede in a bag of marshmallows.
I wonder how it got in there.
The same way I wonder how George Bush got into office.
This just in: George Bush has declared was on the evil terrorist pretzels.
Attempted assassination, no?
Some how I think that pretzel would be doing us all a favor if he had succeeded.
That pretzel deserves a ticker-tape parade.
George Bush certainly doesn't.
Wow.
When we first started out we were talking about the color of the text.
Good Night America.