A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine. Pro.17:22
These are actual mistakes that have been found printed in church bulletins. Some are sure to give a chuckle!
Hope some of these brought a grin to your face!
"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer
"Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving
pleasure to the congregation."
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget your husbands."
"Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'.
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
"The peacekeeping meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due
"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'. The sermon
'Searching for Jesus'."
"Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
they can get."
"Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests
Pastor Jack's sermons."
"The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
sing 'Break Forth into Joy'."
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile
someone who is hard to love. Say, 'hell' to someone who doesn't
"Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
So ends a friendship that began in their school days."
"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow."
"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is
Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."
"Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones."
"The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
to join the choir."
"Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
Proceeds will be used to cripple children."
"The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel."
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
"Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person(s) you want remembered."
"Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
"The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
"Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to
- "The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."
- "This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across
Church. Bring along a blanket and be prepared to sin."
- "Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies
invited to lunch in the fellowship hall after the B.S. is done."
- "The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
- "Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please
the back door."
- "The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
- "Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Please use the large double door at the side entrance."
- "Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes."
"The pastor is starting a "Mother's Club" next Sunday evening. All women who would like to become mothers should meet with the pastor in his study."
"The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'."
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