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I work for the Department of Defense as part of the war effort. If you keep fucking around those guys in the picture will come for you. They are looking to kick ass and make life painful for those who want to hurt Americans. Good luck and good hunting!
Joke for the Semester
President Eisenhower is hosting Premier Kruschev in before a meeting at the UN, and Eisenhower begins by telling Kruschev how great the United States is. Kruschev replies "It can't be that great, I saw drunks and beggars all over the place, this would never stand in the Soviet Union!"
Eisenhower sighs, reaches in his desk, and pulls out a Colt .45 pistol, and hands it to Kruschev. He then says "Mr. Premier, I am giving you my personal pistol loaded with twelve bullets, and on our way to the UN, you may shoot any drunk or beggar you see in the street!"
Kruschev accepts the pistol and agrees to the challenge. The next morning he wakes up, and as he his walking to the UN he sees a drunk staggering in the street. He aims and fires, killing the drunk. ALong the way he sees several more, and he continues to shoot them, eventually running out of bullets! He struts into the Security Council and screams to Eisenhower, "I emptied my pistol before I even made it to the UN!" Eisenhower just smiles and shakes his head.
Newspaper Headline the next morning
12 RUSSIAN DIPLOMATS SHOT DEAD OUTSIDE UNITED NATIONS!!
