Columnist Hooth
Columnist Hooth with a few choice words
Penn State vs. Pittsburgh, has a ring to it doesn’t it? Well unfortunately thanks to Penn State and Joe Pa we’re not looking at any more games for quite awhile. Wow that only brings one word to my mind: P-U-S-S-Y-S. So Penn State wants two home games for every one Pitt has? Well think about it Joe Pa has to pay for his Viagra and Depends somehow, it all makes sense. Then again is the old fuck even the coach, or just an ugly ass statue that stands on the sideline? Just think about the way that he dresses. Weekly he looks like he just got back from a funeral. The only thing that’s died over the past few years is his team’s BCS chances after about 2 games. Seems to me that ever since Sandusky left Penn State has hit the shits. Hell give me the headset I wouldn’t mind standing on the field in front of thousands of Penn State girls who want to suck my dick, while I pretend to actually coach. I mean I could have 300 something wins too if I coached since fucking World War II. Give it up Joe Pa and get the hell out, let PSU get their ass kicked yearly by Pitt, the way it should be. But for now and possibly forever the one thing all PSU fans will have to remember is 12-0…no explanation needed.
- Hooth
