Followup : Ramesh, Professional Swiper
Followup : Ramesh, Professional Swiper
Ever since we posted our story about that suave, speedy swiper, known as Ramesh, we have received much feedback.
Many girls have requested his home address and phone number. Other swipers have asked us to retrieve Ramesh's secret, so they could use it to further their own swiping status.
However, the majority of Pitt's population has been parched for more information on this colorful, energetic individual. After much digging, an anonymous lance writer forwarded me this story.
Well ladies and gents of Pitt, drink up :
Ramesh was talking with a young Pitt student one day a few years ago. She was distraught, because she had just accidentally thrown away her Pitt ID. Now she'd have to pay a $20 charge
for a brand new ID card. Ramesh, on hearing this unfortunate event, decided to do something about it. He scoured the garbage, swimming through mountains of trash and human defecation.
His searching continued to turn up empty, but good ole Ramesh kept on keeping on. He was so devoted to finding her missing ID card in the garbage; he actually cut himself on a piece of glass.
He started bleeding, but disregarded it fully, and continued the search for the holy ID card. He eventually passed out, due to blood lose. Luckily, he was found, and treated in time. After
University officials were made aware of this heroic, compassionate act, and immediately offered him a job, due to his pure devotion to the students here at University of Pittsburgh. *
So there it is folks, hope this fills your desire for more information. Til next time.
- Teve
Keep on keeping on, Ramesh
* We here at the Pitt Skews are pleased to say that this story is 110% true and reliable. That's not to say our other stories aren't though...
