I want to meet the mean bastard that put together this flyer. This can be summed up simply as: "Do you like pets? WELL TOO DAMN BAD YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" It even goes as far as telling you exactly what kinds of pets you can't have. This was a good feature, because if I hadn't seen this, I'm sure I definitely would have brought my pet Emu to come live with me. And what the hell is a "Sugar glider" anyway?
