You can't bring alcohol into the dorms. That's fine, normal policy, but when was the last time you tried to smuggle a frosty mug of ale into Tower B? A wooden keg? Who the hell would try to bring a wooden keg into a dorm? Who uses a wooden keg anymore anyway? Is Haggar the Horrible living in the Towers now? The martini tops it off. Apparently James Bond just can't go without some shaken martinis in his pad on the 7th floor of Tower A. Come on people, if you're going to make a flyer about not bringing alcohol into the dormitories, make it more real to life. Show a picture of some drunk guy with a case or a bottle of JD sticking out of his pockets. This frosty mug and wooden keg crap is just ridiculous.
