Believe Boyd
Believe Boyd
Dear Believe Boyd,
I have been seeing this guy for about 2 months. Lately, he has been
asking me if I want to get more serious with him, but something is
holding
me back. I am beginning to get less physically attracted to him. The
reason for this is that every time we mess around, he starts to sing,
"Annie
are you ok?" and refuses to stop until I join him. The first few times,
I
just laughed it off and thought it was "cute". But now, it is just
getting
plain weird/annoying. Not only does he sing it when we hook up, but he
sings it when we go out too. It really pisses me off when he does
this. I
have asked him to stop, but that makes him really mad. I have also
asked him
what is up with him and that song, but he gets highly offended and
gives me
the cold shoulder. I really like him, and I would like to get serious
with
him, but this is really bothering me. Should I just ignore it or
demand an
explanation?
- Pissed in Pittsburgh
Dear Pissed in Pittsburgh,
Okay first of all, are you poor? Because after reading what you just sent
me, this confirms to me that you are very poor. So what if he likes to sing
'Annie are you ok?' Maybe he's singing the song because you're poor and you
don't have any type of CD player in your dorm room or your house under the
bridge [whichever it is you live in, I'm no one to speculate] with which he
can listen to his favorite song on. And I'll tell you this 'Pissed in
Pittsburgh,' being poor isn't something you're going to want to deal with
the rest of your life. I carry my laptop through downtown Pittsburgh every
day in fear that some poor bastard who hates being alive is going to come up
to me and steal it right out of my hands. I think you need to quit being so
damn poor all the time and get yourself together and quit complaining about
the song that your boyfriend loves. I actually went out and talked to your
boyfriend and after being asked why he sings that song here's how he
responded: 'She's so damn poor, she has nothing to play music on, so rather
than bending her over in silence, I sing Annie are you ok...it kills two
birds with one stone, for one, I'm pretending her name's Annie, and asking
her if her ass is okay...and two, I'm filling the room with music because
she's too poor to afford a CD player...it's actually pretty simple.' So
here's my advice for you, don't be poor, get some money, and start giving
better head (it can never hurt). I know that's alot to swallow you whino,
but it shouldn't be too hard to scrape up a few bucks to buy a cd player so
your boy can actually listen to his song when he's getting on you, rather
than singing it to you. With these tips, you should be well on your way to
having a healthy, fun, sex-filled relationship. You can do it, I believe in
you!
- Boyd
