1. There is no way in hell I'm gonna get passed by a Church bus!!! - Sean "Bugs" Greene (Alpha Theta)
2. I really am half Black...No seriously...From the waist down!!! - "Toothpick" (Alpha Theta)
3. Bartender: If you keep that up, I'll serve you last. PDC Brother: That's o.k., you've been serving me last all night...(Statement at LDS 2002) 4. If you think I'm gonna get up at 8am to return that F*@#in' coin... - Tommy "GUN" Carter (Alpha Gamma)
