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In-briefs

The largest study of humor ever conducted recently wrapped up its research and determined the world's funniest joke. Along the way it learned some interesting things about cultural differences in humor.

The study learned that Germans found almost anything funny. Those from the Republic of Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand enjoyed jokes involving word plays to be the most humorous. Americans and Canadians enjoyed jokes where a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

Gurpal Gosall, a British psychiatrist, submitted the world's funniest joke. The conclusion was reached after an analysis of 40,000 jokes. To view the results of the research, check out laughlab.co.uk.



John Walker Lindh, the so-called American Taliban, was recently sentenced to 20 years in prison for collaborating with the Taliban regime. Prosecutors initially were seeking the death sentence for Lindh, but backed down when he agreed to a plea bargain.

Lindh, who converted to Islam at the age of 16 and traveled to Yemen, Pakistan and then Afghanistan, said he would never have joined the Taliban if he had known they sheltered al Qaeda. For Americans his image has softened since his capture in November. Many now feel that his actions were merely the result of teen-ridden angst-a bad choice, but done in ignorance.



A new ad campaign by Democrats has Republicans in an uproar. Seen on the Democratic National Committee web site, it features an animated President Bush heaving a wheelchair-riding senior citizen off a cliff. Twice.

The ad is designed to attack privatization of Social Security. Republicans denied they favor this and were quick to offer this response:

"Democrats typically resort to scaring seniors through half-truths and outright lies in an election year, but creating videos that depict the President rolling wheelchair confined seniors off of cliffs is absolutely reprehensible, even for them," said Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., as quoted by the Washington Post.



In a new book, Bush gives the low-down on his reactions to September 11 and the actions it precipitated. In the book he calls some of his detractors "elites"; he says Hillary Rodham Clinton's use of the infamous New York Post 9/11 "Bush Knew" on the Senate floor was "irresponsible"; and he discusses the use of the death penalty for John Walker Lindh.

The book, published by Regnery, is the most comprehensive account of the political and emotional climate inside the White House during the terrorist attacks. Bill Sammon, senior White House correspondent for the Washington Times, authored the book.



Researchers think they may have discovered the reason why two percent of people infected with the HIV virus never develop AIDS symptoms. Called "non-term progressors," their immunity to the disease has perplexed scientists for 20 years.

Scientists at the Aaron Diamond AIDS Research Center said they found that non-term progressors have three hard-to-find proteins called alpha-densin 1, 2 and 3 that block replication of the HIV virus.

The team has already fabricated synthetic versions of the proteins; however, these turned out too weak to be useful. The hope is that the proteins can be given to HIV-infected individuals. Whether that's possible or if the proteins are capable of having an impact on AIDS treatment remains to be seen, researchers said.



Scientists claim that humanity's tampering with land surface and geological formations has as much an impact on the climate as carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide is one of the greenhouse gases that traps heat in the earth's atmosphere and reputedly raises the global temperature.

"Our work suggests that the impacts of human-caused land cover changes on climate are at least as important, and quite possibly more important, than those of carbon dioxide," said Roger Pielke, Sr., of Colorado State University, as quoted on cnn.com.

 
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