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"Hey, Dad... you'll never guess who dropped by,"
says Haley when ex-teen idol Corey Feldman stopped in unexpectedly to share a
few tips about teen stardom and maybe get a bite to eat if there was anything
that the Osment's could spare.
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"Doncha' jusss luv dis guy... (hic)... wadda sport,
huh? (brp)... he's my bessstest pal!" sputters a 'festive' Kevin Spacy
after participating in a few too many opening night toasts to PIF. Friend and
fellow performer Haley Joel Osment actually managed to get the wobbling Spacey
past the paparazzi and had almost slipped him into the limo door when Spacey’s poorly
executed “snuggle-bear” hug caused the man to heave his dinner into the boy's
hair.
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Meet David, who's been most everywhere,
From Rouge City to the Flesh Fair.
But another David's only seen the sights
A boy can see from ManHatten heights,
What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day!
(If you’ve never seen the Patty Duke
Show, which I am sure most younger folks haven’t, this will make no sense at
all.)
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“When I was
eleven... it was a very good year..." Haley softly croons a somewhat
shorter version of the song. He'll be adding more verses as time goes by, but
then again... what's the hurry? It's a very good year.
(Thanks, Haley.)
