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"Oh… Hi... excuse
me? Yeah, that’s me. I was in A.I. … Sure I'll sign your autogr-... what?... (sigh)
no... you're thinking of the other kid. He's over there in the center of
that dense cluster of fans and photographers... Sure no problem. See ya later…
asshole."
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Ahhh, a quiet moment of solitude to introspect and sort
out the days trials and tribulations, to get away from the hustle and bustle of
the 'biz' and all its peripheral annoyances, to take some time away from
friends and hangers-on, to be free from the noise and distractions of the city
and computers and television and the soccer field and the basket ball court and
... and ... RESTRICTION SUCKS!
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Rouge City. Mecha-nized city of sin. Land of a thousand forbidden
delights. After first visiting a church where David was talking to the
statue, and then Dr Know so David could ask some questions about "fairy
tales", Joe is having second thoughts about tagging along with the kid.
________

(I have four for this one, you decide which is
better)
1. Harrison feigns mild curiosity as he desperately grills
Haley for tips on doing "that crying bit."
2. "Uhhh, I have no idea where
your seats are, kid, I don't work here"
3. "Oh yeah... Mr. Ford, I love that Han Solo character... every time you
play it."
4."Psst... hey kid, before we go out there, just let me say if you try
upstaging me the way you did Spacey, I'll shove that microphone up... oops...
we're on."