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Another advantage of
the Mecha child, and a great selling point: Volume Controls!
Here Monica is seen adjusting the EQ just a bit to cut the edge off of the "AWWWW,
MOM!" response.
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"But Steven, I
clearly remember you saying..."
"I know, Jude, I know but..."
"But nothing Steven! You said that I could have Teddy when
the shoot was wrapped and now you're just..."
"OK OK, Jude, let's not make a scene here. You know how Haley gets
sometimes. Just let him take this one and I'll have Stan and the guys make one
especially for you. Now wouldn't that be nice? Huh? Can you work with me on
this?"
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Weakly defined
participation guidelines and a poorly kept entry database create an
embarrassing moment for the Osments when the winner of the "Dream Date With
Haley!" promotion takes her seat
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"Pssst... Jude,
I hate to miss this scene but I really gotta go. Let me know what
happens. Oh... should I get a refill on the popcorn?"