Vegeta's Gameshow

Well, ever since Vegeta realized he can't surpass Goku to save his life, he's become a gameshow host.







Hello, pathetic earthling fools! What time is it?

Audiance: TIME FOR PUNCH!!!

That's right, it's Time For Punch, the gameshow where I kick everybody's ass! Our contestants today are Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton Quatre Winner, and Zarbon.

YAY!
 

Okay, first question....

Mr. Vegeta?

What, farm boy?

...I think this buzzer is trying to mollest me!

Shut up, kid!

But Mister Vegeta, I really think...
 

QUIET!!! I'm right, you're wrong!

AAAAH!!! It's trying to mollest me!!!

That's it!!!


(Vegeta commences to punch the crap out of Quatre)







Well, Quatre is disqualified. Now, question one...Who's better, me, or Kakkarot?

*buzzes in* Uh...isn't it wrong to ask personal opinions on a gameshow?

Wrong answer! Now, luckily that was our "Wheel of Chance" question. Spin the wheel and get lucky!

Whoo hoo!!! *spins the wheel, which juuusst misses "Win a SHIT load of money."*

Ohhh....you took a spin on the wheel and it says "Zarbon Must Die".
 

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?
 







That was all too rewarding. NOBODY has a braid longer than me.
 
 

Next question, on Planet Vejita, who was the number one fighter? A) Me. B) My dad. or C) William Shatner?

*buzzes in but says nothing* .....

...Apperently, Heero Yuy has decided to kill himself in the middle of our game, and land on the buzzer. DENDE! Sweep the Heero!

I'm Dende I sweep the corpse! *sweeps Heero's dead body away*

Okay, next question...does it stick?

*buzzes in* What the Hell are you talking about?

NO!!! YOUR WRONG!!! IT FUCKIN' SHTICKS!!!!!


(Vegeta punches Duo in the jimmy)

Wow...everybody is dead. I guess that means I'm the winner.

NO!!! YOU DIE!!!

Oh. Okay. *dies*