*sits down at the table for dinner* YOU'RE ALL A DISGRACE!!! Kakkarot's the ONLY decent one out of the lot of you!

Hahahahaha!!! It's green!

Hey, dad! Chill, man!

Hey! Dad likes meee!!!
 

That's right. Oh, and YOUR MOTHER'S A SLUT!!!!

NO I'M NOT!!!

HAHAHA!!! It's green!

Hahahaha FUNNY!

Idiots. (doorbell rings) Turles, answer it, moron!

*opens the door* Uh...hi.

I'm here for dinner.

Uh...no?

Yes. I want pizza.

...no?

I SMELL PIZZA! *busts in*

Hi Piccolo! This is Goku!

I know who you are. Hey, Bardock, can Goku come out to play?

Sure.

Can we go out to play too?
 

No. You're grounded, morons.

What?!?!?! That's it, I punch you! *punches Bardock*

  You fight like old man, Turles. You're still grounded. Celipa, you're a slut!

Waaah!
 

Hey! Let's make fun of Vegeta!

Okay! Hey Vegeta, you suck!

Oh, shut up! Both of you are old people!
 

Hi this is Goku and you suck!

I'll blast both of you!

Are you challenging me, Vegeta?

Yes, yes I am!!!

.... WAAAH!!! *cries* Nobody likes me!!! Waah!! I need therepy!

Hahahaha!!!
 

Hey! That's NOT Good Manners!

Hahahaha!!! *throws Dende at Goku*

WAAAH!!! I SWEEP THE (CRASH!) owww...

Now I have mashed Dende all over me!

Dad! You suck!

Waaah!

... *turns on SlipKnot*

Whoo!!

QUIET, I'M WATCHING TV!!!

GOD DAMN IT!!!! DAD, IT'S GREEN!!!

Boy, if you say that again I'm gonna boot you!

Then, it's...uh...PURPLE!!! HAHAHA!!!

What??!?! BOY!!!

Hahaha!!! Raditz is high again!

What!?!? I told you not to get high, woman!

I know, but it's funny!!!

Hey, hey dad!

What, you idiot?

YOU SUCK!!! *kicks his dad in the groin*

Owwww....my groin.... *falls down*

Dude... I think you killed him!

....YOU'RE MUTHA'S A SLUT!! *dies* 

WAAAAH!!!

The End