Hey! I'm not pregnant!!

Announcer: ...not that kind of labor.

Oh. In any case, I guess it's time for me to work. *puts on his janitor clothes*

Guru:*takes a dump*  DENDE! Sweep my poop!

WAAH!!! Okay, I sweep the poop!

Guru: I pay you minimum wage cuz I'm old fart!!! *eats a chicken whole*

Guru! You're fat old man!

Guru: I'M NOT FAT OLD MAN!!!

(doorbell rings)

Guru: Answer it!!!

Why? I thought you weren't fat old man!

Guru: Cuz I'm eatin, woman! Now answer it!!

NO GURU!!! You answer it!!!

Guru: Dende! Sweep my door! I mean, answer the door!

...why? I'm already sweeping your poop!!

Guru: GOD DAMN IT DENDE YOU MAKE ME SHIT!!! *shits on Dende*

: WAAAHH!!! NO!! WHY?!!?! I FEED YOU AND I SWEEP THE POOP AND I WORK FOR MINIMUM WAGE AND I HATE IT!!! *turns into Majin Dende*

...

Guru: ...

I like porno! I mean, ....

....Guru!! I MAKE YA EAT THE POOP!!!! *picks up a sack of poop and stuffs it down Guru's throat*

Guru: Aaaahh!!! Mm....squishy!

AAAH!!! I'm evil old man!!! Uh...Time to shoot the disabled!!!

Disabled Man: No! Thtop! *pushes Dende*

*pulls out a gun and shoots the disablded*

The Disabled: Phhhphphph! *dies*

*leaves and terrorizes a town*

Ken: *looks around* .... *gropes Dende*

Wow! This situation looks pretty hopeless!

Townspeople: YAY!!! Goku's here to save us all!!!

No I'm not! Where the Hell did you get that notion? I'm watching this whole thing from my living room TV and eating Good Pie!

I STEAL YOUR PIE, WOMAN!!! *takes Goku's pie*

WAAAH!!! Dad! He took my pie!!!

That pie mollested me!!

QUIET! I'M WATCHING TV!!!

Huh? What about me!!! Yoo hoo! People!!! Evil Namek kid killing people!!!

Ken: I'll stop you!

No you wont.

Ken: Go Happy Ness!!! *throws a pokeball and a groin comes out*

Happy Ness: ....

Ken: Use your ram attack! *picks up Happy Ness the Groin and tosses it at Dende*

Oh, good god...this is sad... *attacks Ken, kicks him in the Jimmy, punches him in the bum bum, burns his hair, eats his cheese, gives him herpes and kills him*

Ken: AAAH!!! *dies*

Boy, I wonder how this problem is gonna be solved.

Kamikaze: Jimmy: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *clings onto Dende and explodes*

Ow my grooooooooooiiiiin!!! *dies*

Wow...what a totally...random ending...

Yeah...and...we still have a few minutes to go....you know what this means!

*pops in from nowhere* KAKKAROT JAMBOREE TIME!!!

   *claps their hands and stops their feet* KAKKAROT!!! KAKKAROT! KAKKAROT!!!

QUIET!!! I'M WATCHING TV!!!