Hey! I think we should search for The Blair Guru!

Hi! This is Goku and that's a great idea! Let's bring Dende along!

...where is Dende? DENDE! Stop baking cookies and come along!

waaah! I come!

That's right, now let's interview people!

H-hello?

Hi. We understand you had a run-in with The Blair Guru.

Yeah, I was in the woods and he came out and said "Sweep my poop!" then took my pants!

Wow scary...gottago, bye! *slams the door on him and goes to the next house*

Goku?

No time to mollest Kakkarot! Tell us about The Blair Guru!

He came to my door and asked for mashed potatoes and more butter on his ham, then he took all my beer and ran!

Wow! Now, Kakkarot, Dende, we need to go to the woods and find it!

Awwwww man dende left he is scared bitch I guess we have to take disabled man with us.

Damn it! Oh well. Come on disabled man!

Goku you lier you know very well that im Disabled Namek not Disabled Man you fuffin paggot ::pushes Goku::

Anyway let's go to the woods!

Darrr ok

Hi this is Goku! lets go!

*hands Goku a camera* Kakkarot, film it, woman! *enters the woods*

::turns on camera:: hi this is goku this camera is cool!

Quit fooling around, Kakkarot!! Let's get going... *drags disabled Namek into the woods*

*points* Wow Vegeta Its slipknot killing fred durst!

Hi we're slipknot and we killed fred durst so shhhhhh ::gives all three of them 100 dollars::

Okay! Cool! We made money!

Hey Disabled Namek did you bring any food?

I brung my medacine, hurrrr want some?

Damnit we told you to bring burgers and crap not medicine damnit you screwed up! Hey Vegeta you got any food?

Yeah, I got some hot pockets.

Wow well lets set up camp here ::gets a pepperoni hot pocket:: these are good eatin Vegeta!

Yeah! Want any, Disabled Namek?

No eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr darrrr I need to take my urine medicine eerrrr deeurururur

Fine by me... *walks father into the woods* I wonder when we'll see The Blair Guru.

::falls asleep:: zzzzzz babrbrbffd

Dumbass! Get up!

Ahhhhhewrerererererrff darf darf okayf!

We need to find The Blair Guru!

Thuck Thyou Thffuker ::runners and leavers::

Damn! He left us, Kakkarot!

Thats bitch omg!  found the blair gurus house!

Wow! Let's investigate!

::goes in:: Wow look at these playboys!

That's a lot of porno!

Wow ::reads them:: good porno! hey look i found mash potatoes, beer and butter for his ham!

So the rumors were true... *opens the fridge* OH MY GOD! It's stocked with beer, porno, and mashed potatoes!

Ahhhhh! thats scary hey lets take the beer and porno!

Yeah! *takes most of it and puts it in his backpack* Now let's gitout before The Blair Guru catches us!

Yeah lets go! ::runs out with vegeta and runs to camp and starts reading porno and eating hotpockets and drinking beer::

Oh no!!! I think The Blair Guru is awake!

No thats my stomach!

Whew. That's good manners.

Yeah but man today was crazy hey what is this ::picks up twigs making the letter G for Guru:: AHHHH HES HERE ::picks up the camera and starts running::

AAAH!!! *runs*

HEY!!! SWEEP MY POOP!

No bitch ::throws beer can at guru:: Come on vegeta film this fat ass and lets get to the station

Owww my fat...

*films him* Wow! He's fat old man!!!

Dad! Dad! I've got some mashed potatoes for you!

No, son! Get out!!

*eats the potatoes and poops on him* Aaugh...sweeep my poop!

Ahh!!! *dies*

::gives Trunks senzu beans:: Come on man lets get out of here!

Thanks Goku. AH! BIRD! *gives Guru the bird and runs away*

Wow, that was close!

::kicks guru in the nutz and jumps in the car:: drive Trunks!

I drive! *drives*

Owww...my groin...DAMN IT, TRUNKS! YOU MAKE ME SHIT!!! *shits on Dende*

Wow were here at the station :;goes in and leaves the film then leaves and drives off into the darkness::

Announcer: these 3 men were never seen again because the station never heard of them.
 

THE END owwww my urine bag phpphhphpphph