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*** "Oo! I think my porta-vibrator just fell out!!"Fleur79
*** "Oh my god... I've got zits!"Anne
*** "Rebecca: Oh no! I forgot my line!Director: Just say the same damn shit you say everyday!Rebecca: Oh ya whoopsies! *Tugs down dress so cleavage shows* I will be the next Mrs. Julian CRANE!"Mistress Sarcasm
*poot* "Oh my!! I just let out the raunchiest fart!!"Fleur79
"Oh Julian... It's so big... But I'm sure I can fit it in my mouth..."Fleur79
"If Ivy thinks she will keep Julian away from me, she's dead wrong, I'll have Julian if it's the last thing I do!"Rosemarie


*** *thinking* "Oh Ethan, I'm so glad that your not my son. This is wonderful news, now we can be together. I always found it strange that I was attracted to my own son, but now that your not my son....Your so sexy.... maybe it's just the brandy talking..."Chrissy
*** "Rebecca, after seeing you fully naked, im just not in the mood!"Cristine
*** "Oooooooo my, it's a pancake ass like Rebecca's that makes me wanna slip into my silk pyjamas and play pirate! Rebecca can walk my plank... if you know what I mean..." *evil grin*Fleur79
"My my Becky, I didn't know you were so creative!"Dana
"Mmmmm........ delectible morsel......"Fleur79
*julian makes truck engine reving noise* "rrrrr.... I wanna get me a piece of that sweet luscious Theresa... She has such exquiste eyes... I'll ride that little fajita all night long... rrrrrrrrrrr" (this is Jules before the whole engagement thing, when he wanted Theresa...)Fleur79
"Will someone please paste this smile on properly"Lizbethanne
"I really dig Jess' Passion Page, I am going to recommend it to all of my friends...Wait I have no friends..." *tears*Marty
"Gee...Hecuba turning blue kinda turns me on"Parker


*** Whitney: "Theresa if you don't stop saying the words fate and Ethan, I'm going to stop being your friend"Theresa: "But Whitney! It's fate that you're my best friend, just like it's fate that Ethan and I belong together!"Amber
*** Theresa: *Sigh* "Whit, you really should do something about that adam's apple."Gizmo
*** Theresa: "Do you think I look like Priscilla Presley?"Whitney: "Umm ahhh NO! Of course not! You look, umm lovely." *rolls eyes* *thinks to herself* Hmmmm should I tell her that a piece of her updo has fallen out?Mistress Sarcasm
Theresa: "You know Whit, I have some whorish pink lipstick that would do wonders for your face..."Whitney: "Theresa, you can be such a bitch!"Theresa: "Yeah..."Fleur79
Whitney: "Theresa, you know Gwen is going to keep you and Ethan apart, don't you?"Theresa: "Muh?"Whitney: "Why don't you face the fact that you're never going to marry Ethan?!?"Theresa: "Fate..."Whitney: "Theresa, please be realistic!"Theresa: "Oy...Ethan...fate...muh...bzzzzzz....."Fleur79


*** "If only I'd passed those cocktail weenies."LizbethAnne
*** "Ohhhhh, not another of Grace's Tomato Soup Cake!"Meg
*** "Oh god, does my head hurt?!?"Megan
"Uhhhhhhhh..... I just shit my pants...."Fleur79


*** "If I smush my face like this, my nose looks like Chad's!!"Fleur79
*** "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the best bullshitter of all?"LizbethAnne
*** "Help! Julian and Rebecca are naked in here, and it's scary!"Meg
"Grace, surrounded by a halo of sorts, is ready to tap her powers of goodness to protect those she loves!"Linda
"ugggghhhhh.... If I hadn't had that last drink I wouldn't be hugging the porcelain now."LizbethAnne
"Come on! Anybody in there? This water is reminding me of stuff.....and now i have to pee!!"Mag


*** Hank: *talking on phone* "Sam, I don't know why you bought this gun for me! I have no use for it!"Sam: *on phone* "What do you mean?"Hank: *reading label* "'Do not insert into rectum' See what I mean?!? It's no fun!!"Fleur79
*** "Can't I please have a shiny silver one, or better yet, how about one like Clint Eastwood had in Dirty Harry?"Linda
*** "Okay so after sticking the gun up my ass, what do i do next??"Meg
"OMG!! You want me to do what!!! Pain!! I'm in Pain!! Get this filthy thing away from me! And stop calling me!! Nurse! I need painkillers!!"Amber
"Hey! Where's the cream filling???"Jennifer
"Uh, Doctor, can you come sign my release papers, I am in a hurry. I need to go shoot Sheridan Crane, uh, okay?"Linda
"This medication they have me on is making me sooo zoned out! Who was I supposed to kill again? Wait, hold on while I get a paper and pen, I'll write it down so I don't forget"Linda
"Sheridan, if you don't sleep with me i will have to kill you."Meg
"NO!!! I refuse to leave Jess's page!!!!!"Meg


*** "I'm sorry, honey. Next time I'll tell you to step back before I whip it out."Elena
*** *whispering* "Just die you psychobitch! Then I can start boning Chad!"Fleur79
*** *Ethan Thinking* "Hmmm...I can't decide what would make me wanna throw up more....the sight of blood....or Theresa."Meg
*whispering* "THERESA, I LOVE YOU!"Amanda
"Hey Theresa, do you know that you are you are bleeding on your head?"Ashlee
"If you roll over just a bit more I can shove Mr. Winky up your butt..."Fleur79
"Theresa, I'm sorry I missed... I didn't mean to jab your forehead with Mr. Winky..."Fleur79
"Wow Theresa, I am looking in your ear and and can see out the other side!"Jami
"I wonder if subliminal messages actually work...I want a pony and a Playstation, and..."Jennifer
"Damn,I finally have you in bed, and you are asleep."Linda
"Theresa, I have always thought you were sooo HOT, but I am terrified that Gwen will beat me. You just gotta check out these nasty bruises I got from her!"Linda
"OK, quit faking it you big, whiny, baby. These dramatics and poor, pitiful me looks that you are always giving everyone, WELL, just knock it off and get up. Damn, Theresa, the way you act, one would think you are trying to be a soap opera actress."Linda
"Theresa you have a little bit of wax in your ear! Your hair smells good though..."M
"I know what you did last night......"(trying to seduce Ethan)Maggie
*Ethan Thinking* "Maybe if I told her I loved Gwen she would finally die."Meg


*** "Here she is Mista Alistair, just as you like em' young, pretty, and eager to please!"Linda
*** "See, it IS possible for Theresa to look more like a slut.....You now owe me $50!"Maggie
*** "OOOHHH!!!! Theresa you will have fun riding that all night long, girl!!"Marty
Woman: "When I look in the mirror at you, you look as if you have implants!"Theresa: "Really? I was going for that look!"Jami
Theresa travels through time and meets her future self!!Laura
Theresa: "Momma, you've got to stop eating all those twinkies!!"Pilar: "OOOOOoooo... But I love DA TWINKIES!!"Laura
Theresa at a modeling shoot - The woman, her agent says: "You want what? Let me hear you right child, you wants her to take off EVERYTHING? Yo momma! She raised a pervert you dirty ole thing!"Linda
Theresa having nightmare--Woman says: "I couldn't find you any blondes today Mr. Alistair, but this one, she washed up real nice and those lovely lips she has, Oh, she'll be doing it real good for you, and she's young and eager to please. Just sit back and she'll get the JOB done nicely!"Linda
The lady I believe is asking Ethan if he likes the way Theresa Looks in her bikini.Marie


*** "Sheridan is a woman!!"Jami
*** "Don't do that Sheridan! Mama says it makes your palms hairy!"Laura
*** "WOW, all I can say is lets put the "Afternoon Delight" CD in and have us a little...did I mention, WOW?"Linda
"Oh my god Sheridan!! Yours is bigger than mine!!"Laura
"Sheridan, you know how much I love you, but I hate to tell you, I am a cop first, so consider yourself under arrest for indecent exposure. But, hey, don't get me wrong, I love it! C'mon, give me a little sugar, baby!!!"Linda
"As Theresa would say, 'it's fate!' Ok, now let's get to IT, sweety! Geez, why do my pants suddenly feel tighter?"Linda
"Come on little Luis....control yourself!"Meg
"Peek-a-boo!"Meg


*** Charity *thinking* "Oh, damn, I hope they don't figure out that I ate two bowls of pork and BEANS last night!" Pffft, Pffft....Linda
*** Charity: "I SEE dead people.....no wait--I see stupid people." *Charity looks at Grace, and Eve.*Meg
*** "Yes, dear, I think you'll make a lovely Maypole!"Patty
Grace: "Is that Charity or E.T.?"Eve: "I think it's Charity... E.T. has never looked this bad!" ~CHARITY THINKING~ "CHARITY PHONE HOME!"Jami
Both women, thinking to themselves, "Let's just cover up her face while we're at it, there isn't much hope on improving anything about Charity."Linda
Charity, holding in her desire to tell Grace that "Excuse me, but only Miguel gets his hands that close to my boobs!!"Linda
(JUST ASSUME THIS WAS RECENT CHARITY) GRACE: "EVE YOU'VE GOT TO HELP HER SHE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SINCE WE PUT HER INTO THIS DRESS FROM TABITHA'S ATTIC, SHE FINALLY LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND THIS WAS HOW I FOUND HER!" CHARITY:.......................EVE: "IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN SOME SORT OF STATE OF SHOCK, MABYE IF WE COVER HER UP, SHE WILL FEEL BETTER! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!!"Kristy


*** Julian: "Come on Theresa I said you could the the pirate this time."Theresa: "It's not the same without the patch."Jami
*** Theresa: *thinking* "Remember, it's all about the money, the money....."Linda
*** Julian: *thinking* "Am I THAT desperate to sleep with someone?"Meg
"Now that I have seen Julian naked, I finally know the truth. He is a woman!"Denae
"Hmm...should I tell him I don't let my gentlemen in the back door?"Ima Divine
Julian: "What are you looking at on the computer, Theresa, my dear."Theresa: "I am looking at Jess's new layout of her Passions Page."Julian: "Why do you look sad?"Theresa: "I am not sad, I am crying because it is even better than before!"Jami
Julian: "Well, my dear, you wanted a Crane man and now you can have one"Linda
Theresa" "I know it must be FATE, but I think I am gonna have to start CRYING!"Linda
Julian: "I wish you were Pierre da sexy man"Theresa: "No, I wish YOU were Pierre da hot man"Julian: "Pierre is da sexy man"Theresa: "Oh yes, Pierre is da sexiest man ever."Juian: "I want to ream the Pierre buttocks."Theresa: "Yes! Pierre butt reaming is da good thing!"Pierre


*** "Well, whadda know? She does have a mustasche!"Ima Divine
*** "I can see! Wow Luis is looking rather sexy!"Jami
*** "Oh yes Lord! It's just as big and magnificent as I always imagined!!"Laura
"The demons from hell have taken my Britney Spears cd I must have a rescue team go get it. Wait they must get the Ladder of Lucifer first...... Reese, get your @$$ over here and make a new ladder."Jami
"Ha, foolish citizens of Harmony, I see EVERYTHING! These contacts are amazing!"Linda
"Small Creature, you must not allow yourself to have lustful thoughts of The Angel Girl. Stop now, and repent, and you will be forgiven!"Linda
"HELP! I've been blinded by the light, and can't SEE!"Linda


*** Ivy: "Sam, my what nose hairs you have!"Amanda
*** Sam: "You know how much I miss you and want you, but if Grace catches us she will spank me and you know I don't like that rough stuff!"Linda
*** Ivy: "Your breath stinks!"Sam: "Does that mean you won't kiss me?"Maggie
Sam: "Ivy, you have an eye booger!"Jami
Sam: "Wow, Ivy, I can see it in your eyes!! You really ARE the devil incarnate!!!"Laura
Ivy thinking: " In about 5 seconds, I am going to take this boa and tie this hot hunk o' mine to the bed!"Linda
Ivy: "Sam, don't worry about Grace, we can have each other here and NOW. Remember how it felt when we used to do....and, oh, remember how wonderful....was?"Sam: "Grace who?"Linda


*** Tabitha: "You boys are mere amateurs at this bondage thing. My Tim-Tim can do it better!"Linda
*** Tabitha: "What do you mean I'm crazy? Have you ever TRIED Grace's Tomato Soup Cake?"Meg
*** Tabitha: "I told you already!!! If you would let me out of this straight jacket, Timmy and I would gladly do.... anything to repay you..." *wink wink*Roarabelle
Tabitha: "I am a witch, I can turn you into a frog or anything else I wish if you don't unhand me!"Two men: "Sure ma'am, look, you already have...Bud-weis-er, err, ribbit!"Linda
Tabitha: "What is wrong with you boys, this is the first time I ever met men who WANTED to dress a woman, and the shirt must have been made in China, the arms are all messed up and I can't even move!"Linda


*** Rebecca: "Shit! My wonderbra is starting to slip!"Amanda
*** Julian: "I wonder how many notches Becs has on HER bedpost??"Linda
*** Julian: "Geez Rebecca.... Don't you think it's about time to clean your ears? And why is all that Kleenex down your shirt???? Is there something you're not telling me!??!"Roarabelle
Rebecca: "These lemons sure are sour!"Julian: "You got that right!"Maggie
Julian & Rebecca thinking: "That bed looks very nice nice right now...Lets go have sex!Nikolas
Rebecca: "Hmm.I wonder if I can trade that hunk over there for Julian?"Julian: "Hey Maybe I should tell Rebecca to lighten up on that perfumeshes attracting all the Men in Harmony to the Front steps of the Mansion!"Tracy


*** Grace: "Sam, what is it? A bird? A plane?"Sam: "No Grace... that's the sun."Amanda
*** "I can't believe it.....ET went home and now it's going to be boring here again."Lee
*** Grace: "I hope that Space ship is coming to beam me up!"Tracy
Grace: "Oh my lord, Sam! Why is a house burning down with Charity inside *again*?!"Ellen
Sam: "Oh my god "Ross" was right - Tabitha is a witch and she is flying over us right now!!!!!"Tracy
"Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No it's Tabitha and her doll, Timmy! You do know that she is a witch, right?"Tracy


*** Tabby: "Damn it!! There's another sand crab crawling up my ass!!"Timmy: "No worries Princess, just have another martimmy..."Fleur79
*** Tabitha: "Help me Timmy! I just saw Julian Crane naked and I can't move my face!Timmy: "Oh Shut up you old hag. Timmy is trying to enjoy his martimmy.Lisa
*** Tabitha: "Timmy could you go over there and check on the brats......Oh hi handsome what brings you around here?!"Tracy
Tabitha: "Tim-Tim, drat this sun, my legs are burnt and belive me I know what being burnt feels like! I hate to say this, lad, but YOU are going to have to carry ME for a change!"Linda
Tabitha: "Hell's Bell's, dollface, I can't believe you only brought enough to make one Martimmy each!"Timmy: "Timmy better drink his Martimmy fast, very fast before Princess grabs Timmy's drink!" Glug, glug, glug.....Linda
Tabitha: "Dollface, please tell me you have the radio tuned to the Psycho channel, because I hear that nasty Norma's voice!"Timmy: "Timmy thinks Tabby is drinking her martimmys too fast, Norma isn't here and the radio is not even on!"Tabitha: "Blast the radio now, Tim-Tim, she is headed straight for us!"Linda
Tabitha: "Timmy I know we are having the best of time but not for long! There is that freak Norma and she is headed right for us!!!!"Sara
Tabitha: "Tim tim is it just me or is it a little hot to be wearing clothes at the beach?"Tleemin

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