Funny Quotes
These are quotes that i have come across on websites or emails. If you have more email them to me!
"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"If ignorance is happiness, then why aren't more people happy?"
- Unknown
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
- Jim Wohford
