Is that what I think it is?
It really hurts when I piss
Is that what it looks like?
Hurts my crotch like riding bikes

I went to the doctor… and he
He says I’ve got… an STD
Or else I’ve got a dragon… in me
Way down in my privates… ooh-ee

Is that what I think it is?
Hope I don’t got syphilis
Is that green stuff good for me?
I don’t think it can be
Whatever could that be?
It hurts when I pee
Is that what it looks like?
Hurts my crotch like riding a bike