It’s like management for you and me
Take a look around and what do you see?

We’ve got a genocidal maniac
That new student from Iraq
Sometimes you’d think we’re in the hood
Preppy girls try to act so good
Lame ass guys try and get with ‘em
Even lamer ass dudes want to hit ‘em
Then you got ol’ me n’ E
We think we’re E-L-I-T-E

We are not
Cocky-ass fags
No matter what’s said
But the girl who’s boobs sag
It’s just that
We’re so cool
Most of those folks
They act a fool

Me and E sit back and criticize
All the stupid things that are magnified
“Omg, did you hear what he said?”
“like, didn’t she, like, give him, like, head?”

It’s just good ol’ me n’ E
We’re the coolest guys, oh can’t you see?
We really hate our class, oh yes indeed
Oh well, it’s better than when we were in PE