Spell words the wrong way
‘Cause smart kids are all lame
Cheat on all of your tests
And get yourself some nice fake breasts
Drink a lot and be a ho
It’s always good
To have a lot of bling
And it helps
If your favorite singer don’t sing
Improper grammar
Is da shit
And if someone’s smoking pot
Say “I can get a hit?”
Don’t read books
You’ll look like a fool
‘Cause we know
To be dumb is to be cool

Being cool is the key
To being popular in 2k3
So here’s some rules for you to folla
When you greet someone you always say holla
Don’t worry about whether you pass or fail
Just always make sure you’re gettin’ some tail
Call all the girls your bitches and hoes
And make sure you got well-known labels on your clothes
Say “lol” and “oic”
But the king of them all is “omg”
Make sure your hair’s gelled and spiked at the front
Don’t make intelligent conversation just smile and grunt
Now you know what you’ve got to do
To be considered to be oh-so-koo
Don’t forget our words
But definitely don’t acknowledge us
Givin’ props ain’t cool no more
Just like ridin’ the bus