1. On tests you often write u instead of you, and r instead of are.

2. For a job application, you put WebPage Designer.

3. You have someone tape all the times you've gone on the Internet so when you get older you can have memories.

4. You had your mom take a picture of your first time on the Internet, and you got it super-sized and hang it on your wall.

5. Instead of getting out of the house and actually buy a shirt, you go on the Internet, and look at shirts.

6. You cherrish your computer like it's a God.

7. You only say your on a lot, you dont confess your addicted.

8. You make over 10 different websites and then make over 500 subbies for each of them.

9. You turn down fun things and friends just so you can stay home and go on the computer

10. You call your pets 'Bill' and 'Gates'.

11. You memorized the whole color chart and what colors are which.

12. You have dreams that Bill Gates is really your lost long brother.

13. Your checks have computers, mouses, and keyboards on them.

14. You make a supersized keyboard and you make it cover your whole wall

15. You wear clothing designed by Bill Gates, and matching shirts *n* Pants with computer screens all over them.

16. You memorized the whole ALT code chart.

17. You go on the Internet to read your daily news becuase your a lazy bum.

18. You send pictures of your teeth over to your dentist's website instead of going in for a check-up.

19. You get mad at your computer when its slow, so you beat on it with your mouse.

20. You have nicknames for your computer, such as, 'Sparky' or 'Micro' or 'Chip'.

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