-"Love is the ultimate trip."
-"I am not acting strange I am acting perfectly normal there is nothing strange about me."
-"You do and I'll be sorry."
-"pshaw"
-"How would you like a pinch in the mouth?"
-"The only good crazy person is a crazy person whose house is covered in toilet paper."
-"They also have insufferable tortures here on Earth. Whenever a pussy cat cries...THEY TEAR OFF ITS HEAD!!! Then they holler in its ear. Then they put the head back on. I don't know how it stays alive." (phone rings) "Don't tear off that cat's head again, I can't stand it!"
-"Notice I'm a bit stronger, better, bigger than king-size?"
-(rock music begins to play) "I seem to have turned on the radio." (1st man) "No, that is no radio." (Micky) "How 'bout I seem to have turned on the stereo tape deck?" (1st man) "No! And it isn't the stereo tape deck, and it isn't a live band either. This music drives me crazy!" (Micky) "Wait a minute, I'll change it to something else. (classical music begins to play) "UH!" (2nd man) "Mmmm, that's not bad." (1st man) "For radio it's not bad. For car it SHTINKS!" (Micky) "Just because it's different, you can't accept it!"
-"Cause I'm a mean little girl!"
-"My mommy won't let me play with toys that burn or bash or scratch or go boom."
-"It's perfect. That little wave of hair and that little green hat sitting casually cocked upon his head."
-"Please no fawning. Why must they always fawn?"
-"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges."
-"No, no, nonsense. I haven't ruined your engine at all. Anything that I take apart, I can put back together. Now, do you have any needle and thread?...ah, how 'bout some glue?...have, a, uh,some clay?...a bandaid?...*cough*...spit on my finger?"
-"I've walked for 10,000 miles through burning dands and seserts."
-"Wot? Clean hands?!?!"
-"He's probably very kind to dumb animals."
-"That's another funny little episode in the life of Davy Jones. Tune in next week ladies and gentlemen when we're another minute short."
-"Sock it to me! Sock it to you! Sock it to everybody!"
-(to girl in saloon) "Not now! This is a family show!"
-"After all...what is a woman but a rag, a bone, and a hank 'a hair?"
-"Isn't that dumb?"
