"Once in the air the crew served us a dinner and a movie. The show? Armegeddon."

"This final leg of the journey drags on."

"Well, we've just found out that Egypt will not allow us to cross their airspace to get to Kuwait. This is great. This is what comes of being from a country with no foreign policy."

"This entire operation has the appearance of having been orchestrated for the sole purpose of preventing the impeachment of Bill Clinton. Whether or not the operation began as an effort to save his 'legacy' it is now in danger because of the mistrust our allies have of him."

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